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Beardly

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arc101 said:
willard3 said:
This was all propaganda, and people were a lot less racially sensitive than today. If Supes and Batdude HADN'T been promoting the war cause and/or WEREN'T unabashedly jingoistic, then they would have lost a lot of readers.

Not saying this was RIGHT, but it just goes to show how much our ethical standards have changed.
What about this one then....
You dick superman!
Why was he driving the truck he tied her to? Couldn't he have just thrown it?
 

AvsJoe

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bluepilot said:
he he, I like mean superman much more than his `golden boy` persona.

I wish I had some examples of these, but this is the first time I have come across anything like it.

It is nice to see that the earlier comic writers had a wicked sense of humour
http://www.superdickery.com/

there you go
He he he... I'll be on this site for the next little while. Thanks for the link, dude!
 

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Beardly said:
arc101 said:
willard3 said:
This was all propaganda, and people were a lot less racially sensitive than today. If Supes and Batdude HADN'T been promoting the war cause and/or WEREN'T unabashedly jingoistic, then they would have lost a lot of readers.

Not saying this was RIGHT, but it just goes to show how much our ethical standards have changed.
What about this one then....
You dick superman!
Why was he driving the truck he tied her to? Couldn't he have just thrown it?
SHH! It's not as dramatic.
 

lSHaDoW-FoXl

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Well I never liked Superman to begin with so I'm greatly enjoying this thread. I hate him because he's an incredibly self righteous pig that is and always has been invincible. When you reach that stage of power being heroic isn't a sacrifice, it's a hobby. So what has he done that's absolutely fabulous?

Helped Americans
Helped Americans
Helped Americans
Helped Americans
Helped Americans

My god you Americans are always in trouble. I mean you have both Marvel and DC protecting your sorry butts, can't you all just stay out of trouble for two minutes? Where would you all be without the X men and Bat Man? Oh, and I guess I'll throw in that Superman doesn't save the world, he saves people. And by saving people he's destroying the world.

^--Insane yet logical statement--^

My sympathy goes to Lex Luthor. When you have only one weakness it's very easy to fight for what you believe in. It's hard when you're on the other side.

Superman, play fair.
 

Quaxar

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Onyx Oblivion said:


Yes. He's s devious criminal!
Perfect murder? If I had known it is this easy!

http://livingbetweenwednesdays.com/wp-content/uploads/image/Johnathan/misc/ga%20superman/golden%20age%20superman%202.jpg
He was trying to shoot an invulnerable man. He has to suffer!
 

lSHaDoW-FoXl

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Quaxar said:
Onyx Oblivion said:


Yes. He's s devious criminal!
Perfect murder? If I had known it is this easy!

http://livingbetweenwednesdays.com/wp-content/uploads/image/Johnathan/misc/ga%20superman/golden%20age%20superman%202.jpg
He was trying to shoot an invulnerable man. He has to suffer!
How the hell did they get to space? What is she doing in space?
 

Quaxar

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lSHaDoW-FoXl said:
Quaxar said:
Onyx Oblivion said:


Yes. He's s devious criminal!
Perfect murder? If I had known it is this easy!

http://livingbetweenwednesdays.com/wp-content/uploads/image/Johnathan/misc/ga%20superman/golden%20age%20superman%202.jpg
He was trying to shoot an invulnerable man. He has to suffer!

How the hell did they get to space? What is she doing in space?
What I'm more confused about is that he normally doesn't need a spacesuit, but sometimes however he does
http://www.batman-superman.com/superman/img/superman4.gif
Even with his own logo, cooool!
 

GrinningManiac

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I never knew about this stuff

Was there a period of OTT anti-heroism? Or has he always been the bad guy?
 

twaddle

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Quaxar said:
lSHaDoW-FoXl said:
Quaxar said:
Onyx Oblivion said:


Yes. He's s devious criminal!
Perfect murder? If I had known it is this easy!

http://livingbetweenwednesdays.com/wp-content/uploads/image/Johnathan/misc/ga%20superman/golden%20age%20superman%202.jpg
He was trying to shoot an invulnerable man. He has to suffer!

How the hell did they get to space? What is she doing in space?
What I'm more confused about is that he normally doesn't need a spacesuit, but sometimes however he does
http://www.batman-superman.com/superman/img/superman4.gif
Even with his own logo, cooool!
typically super man can hold his breath for a very, very long time and you can talk while holding your breath. another thing is sometimes he is in the atmospehre above a planet where there is still air. the air is very thin but there is air, also some ships have a little air on the outside that is held in because of shields. the reason he may need a space suit: he travels in his tiny ship from krypton and if he took a deep breath inside that thing he would inhale all the oxygen in the ship. it's easier to just breathe normally inside the ship and the suit. and the leaugue of super heros have flight rings that alows them to fly and breathe in space giving them little atmospheric suits around them to breath so don't even go there......i read alot ok! sue me!
 

twaddle

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lSHaDoW-FoXl said:
Quaxar said:
Onyx Oblivion said:


Yes. He's s devious criminal!
Perfect murder? If I had known it is this easy!

http://livingbetweenwednesdays.com/wp-content/uploads/image/Johnathan/misc/ga%20superman/golden%20age%20superman%202.jpg
He was trying to shoot an invulnerable man. He has to suffer!
How the hell did they get to space? What is she doing in space?
these look fake not the ones that started the discussion. but these other 3. photoshop isn't just for editing cartoons and photos
 

Sodoff

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Are all these real? or edited?

Ive never heard about this stuff before

man he really IS a dick!
 

Who Dares Wins

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http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=161:showdown-at-gotham-city&catid=28:superdickery&Itemid=54


Oh great, Superman (the man of steel) in a pistol duel against Batman (a man in a bat suit)
 

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Beardly said:
arc101 said:
willard3 said:
This was all propaganda, and people were a lot less racially sensitive than today. If Supes and Batdude HADN'T been promoting the war cause and/or WEREN'T unabashedly jingoistic, then they would have lost a lot of readers.

Not saying this was RIGHT, but it just goes to show how much our ethical standards have changed.
What about this one then....
You dick superman!
Why was he driving the truck he tied her to? Couldn't he have just thrown it?
Hmm, good point.