Supersize me or how to kill yourself with food

[likalaruku]

Can't resist......

OPTICAL ILLUSION: If you look really hard, you will notice an overweight woman in this picture. Can you find her?

 

[crudus]

SO many people have made the "lost faith" argument that I guess I've just got really good at placing the 0's.

It is actually the 2 that does it, and technically it is 1.355 people. If you put a 1 it would be just over half of a person. A 3 would be 2.031 people (so 2). Although since I have to count of significant figures they all round to a person(except when you put a 1).

Can't resist......

OPTICAL ILLUSION: If you look really hard, you will notice an overweight woman in this picture. Can you find her?

I wouldn't call her overweight. I actually kind of like her. She has a cute half smile like she doesn't want to be next to the Fat Bastard cosplayer(I don't blame her. Some of the cosplayers at Gencon really wreaked this year). Plus I can't resist black hair.

"Supersize woman dies at 1560 lbs, 40 short of 1600 lb record goal on fattest person."

I'm just saying... They better gut her and make her fat tissue into soap to pay back for all that money the United States gov't lost on healthcare for her fat ass.

If I were a teacher I would use this as a teaching tool. "Pop quiz. Is this story ironic or poetic justice"?

 

[likalaruku]

SO many people have made the "lost faith" argument that I guess I've just got really good at placing the 0's.

It is actually the 2 that does it, and technically it is 1.355 people. If you put a 1 it would be just over half of a person. A 3 would be 2.031 people (so 2). Although since I have to count of significant figures they all round to a person(except when you put a 1).

Can't resist......

OPTICAL ILLUSION: If you look really hard, you will notice an overweight woman in this picture. Can you find her?
[snip]

I wouldn't call her overweight. I actually kind of like her. She has a cute half smile like she doesn't want to be next to the Fat Bastard cosplayer(I don't blame her. Some of the cosplayers at Gencon really wreaked this year). Plus I can't resist black hair.

"Supersize woman dies at 1560 lbs, 40 short of 1600 lb record goal on fattest person."

You missed the point entirely.

 

[Artina89]

I feel sorry for the kids. If she wants to kill herself, fine, but at least stop and think of her kids first. It can't be nice watching your mother slowly kill herself.

 

[standokan]

Putting aside the obvious mention of what a stupid idea this is, am I a bad person for gagging when I saw pictures of this woman?

So her gaining weight makes other people lose weight.. maybe there's a plan behind all this.

 

[Tallim]

Someone clearly intent on eating themselves into a debilitating state on purpose should definitely be grounds for psychiatric inquisition. How is this realistically any different from alcohol or drug abuse.

 

[Logic 0]

It's time for the seal of bad idea's to show it's head again.

 

[Firstmark_Bannor]

Great, have heartattack and die. An then your two kids.....who i hope dont grow up to eat to be fat....will be left without a family. Well done be a selfish fat *****. If the USA government reads this, no benefits for this woman. None.

Benefits? Since when does the American government have health benefits? Using the words Free health care in the USA is grounds to get tossed in the whacko-shack.

That said, if this lady wants to be giant and fat, i guess it's her right to do so. But it doesn't make it a good idea. I would say at least she's been kind enough to remove her self from the gene pool, but she has two boys. i sincerely hope her sons recognize what a poor example their mother is.

 

[omega 616]

Meanwhile, in Africa...

Obviously, this.

"I want to break the stigma that being fat is a bad thing,? she said. ?I remind other fat people that it is OK for them to be that way." it is a bad thing to be fat!

Not only are you now being a serious health risk to yourself, your putting yourself out of work, your forcing people to make room for you (there is no way she could go to the cinema or a restaurant, a normal chair would literally take one cheek) and you could be a health and safety risk (restricting access to a fire escape in case of a fire).

Not to mention the increased monetary strain, massively increased food bill and things like her driving a car would increase the fuel costs massively, even a roof box costs a significant amount over a year.

 

[Thespian]

First day, they come and catch everyone.
Second day, they beat us and eat some for meat.
Third day, the men are gnawed on again.
Fourth day, we wait and fear for our fate.
Fifth day, they return and it's another girl's turn.
Sixth day, her screams we hear in our dreams.
Seventh day, she grew as in her mouth they spew.
Eighth day, we hated as she is violated.
Ninth day, she grins and devours her kin.
Now she does feast, as she's become the beast.

Thank you for that. Epic and funny.

 

[GundamSentinel]

My mind jumps to the practicalities. I mean, what it she died? How do you bury such a monster? Are there coffins to fit that? Maybe they have cremation ovens made to fit an elephant in America...

Also, 'Super Size Big Beautiful Women'? Who invented that?

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

It's...well, it's fucking stupid, she's ruining her life for a world record. Someone needs to step in and tell her what a fucking idiot she's being.

She knows. She visits a doctor every month to check that she's still in "good" health, but "it's her life's ambition and she doesn't want anyone to spoil it for her."

This is her trying to achieve immortality because she's feels she doesn't have any other way.

There's your "lost faith in humanity" call... Our only purpose in life is to be monstrous enough to be remembered.

 

[370999]

Crazy people are crazy. Some people want attention. So she is winning in a way. As is the food industry.

 

[Vivi22]

My mind jumps to the practicalities. I mean, what it she died? How do you bury such a monster? Are there coffins to fit that? Maybe they have cremation ovens made to fit an elephant in America...

I'd say gasoline and matches is the best way to go about it.

But in all seriousness this woman is an idiot. I felt bad for her children as soon as I saw them mentioned in the article because even if she doesn't die, they'll have to live with having a mother who never aspired to be anything more than an immobile shapeless mass. She can try to spin it as trying to show there's nothing wrong with being fat, and while you can certainly be healthy while carrying around some excess body fat, there is nothing healthy about wanting to be 1,600 lbs. If you don't die, then guaranteed you won't be able to move and now you've stuck your family with taking care of you until you either die or smarten the fuck up.

And am I the only one who wanted to laugh at her doing some waddling and stretches to stay strong so she can support her weight? Unless you're the Hulk, you weren't made for being 1,600 lbs, and no amount of stretching or waddling will make you strong enough to so much as roll out of bed.

 

[RoonMian]

-snip-

I did read your entire post but that was the only point I was disagreeing with.

 

[Forbearance]

Oh, Celestia! Why do people do this crap?

 

[faceless chick]

check out the article: she had 2 kids by the age of 19, and the first at the age of 16.
so she is a retarded white-trash *****.

what do you expect? she has no goals in life, might as well whore yourself out for attention by doing something stupid.

i just hope she dies to prove what a stupid thing she's doing. i don't even care for her kids, her older son looks stupid too. they will probably have the same life philosophy as their mom.

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

This is disgusting, at what cost does this record come?
She might not even get it, she might die before-hand.
So many people die from starvation, and she's trying to kill herself with food.

Since when did this become acceptable?

 

[Vhite]

She is going to die very soon. I wonder what her kinds say when they will have to care about her whole day and wipe her ass. That is until one of them chokes her to death with bacon because of how much they hate her because it will be only her fault.
But hey, in capitalist America mindless consumerism is a virtue. And fuck those who have nothing to eat.