Suppose God gave you the keys to the car...
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Pretty much just this (and also recreate Equestria in the core of the Earth, because why the hell not).Badong said:
Though, I'd take the first immediate step towards helping world peace and go into every undeveloped country (all of Africa, the middle east, etc) and strike down every single guerrilla fighter, kidnapper, terrorist, "witch"-hunter, etc that isn't fighting for a just cause.
And also the sick missionary fucks that teach misinformation to the starving people of Africa.
Step 1: Correct my own mind. Can't fix anything till I fix myself.
Step 2: All sentient life know that I am only working for a higher power.
Step 3: Make life fair in the aspect that everyone is tested in accordance to their own physical and mental limitations for the purpose of realizing their own judgement upon death.
Step 4: Paradise and mercy to those who accept it in a rebirth to immortal form.
Step 2: All sentient life know that I am only working for a higher power.
Step 3: Make life fair in the aspect that everyone is tested in accordance to their own physical and mental limitations for the purpose of realizing their own judgement upon death.
Step 4: Paradise and mercy to those who accept it in a rebirth to immortal form.
Firstly I'd visit a doctor to make sure I wasn't tripping balls, if that checked out I'd do something big, but ineffectual to make sure he told the truth, like giving Mercury a moon or something (Probably a bad idea to go straight to stopping volcanoes on my first go). If that worked, I'd build an island in the middle of one of the oceans somewhere to be my headquarters.
After that's settled I'd move onto the big problems, climate change, world hunger, all the sickness we've got going on, the dick shrivelling amount of debt everyone is in, and so one and so forth.
After all the big stuff is solved with sustainable solutions and assuming I didn't just snap and kill everyone I'd live on my island, and begin experimenting. Along with seeing just how far godhood goes, I'd make regular trips around the planet appearing before crowds and such to make sure people know I exist, to keep the intentions of my commandments (if I have any) as clear as possible, and to personally issue any nessesary revisions to any holy texts people have written about me.
After that's settled I'd move onto the big problems, climate change, world hunger, all the sickness we've got going on, the dick shrivelling amount of debt everyone is in, and so one and so forth.
After all the big stuff is solved with sustainable solutions and assuming I didn't just snap and kill everyone I'd live on my island, and begin experimenting. Along with seeing just how far godhood goes, I'd make regular trips around the planet appearing before crowds and such to make sure people know I exist, to keep the intentions of my commandments (if I have any) as clear as possible, and to personally issue any nessesary revisions to any holy texts people have written about me.
make it a point to never use the powers too much. it could quickly get boring. (is probably why the old god got tired of it)then use my powers for my own selfish needs? spreading the fortune in more subtle way i guess. id also remove the all-knowledge thing. again with the getting dull thing
- Party like its the 1st biblical day in Eden
- Secularism the Earth and teach them to follow my physical manifestation as the perfect human
- Raise the human race to be the greatest species in the galaxy and fight off all alien filth in my name
- Raise the human race further until it becomes the greatest thing to happen to creation since pop-tarts.
- Achieve human to god singularity with the race being more intelligent than even god
- For the first time since ever I will have brethren and peers and as a race of living gods we shall find and defeat the primordial creator of everything and become a race of unprecedented proportions - Proto-gods.
- Since I'm no longer the only god then there will be infighting and probably a massive war across all of our creation which will result in the destruction of everything..
- Eventually all will merge into two super-proto-god-destroyer beings who will fight to the bitter end
- The killing blow will smash one god to bits and form new creation with the other god being severely reduced to a normal god's power he will rule over a few new races..
- Party like its the first biblical day in New Eden
- Secularism the Earth and teach them to follow my physical manifestation as the perfect human
- Raise the human race to be the greatest species in the galaxy and fight off all alien filth in my name
- Raise the human race further until it becomes the greatest thing to happen to creation since pop-tarts.
- Achieve human to god singularity with the race being more intelligent than even god
- For the first time since ever I will have brethren and peers and as a race of living gods we shall find and defeat the primordial creator of everything and become a race of unprecedented proportions - Proto-gods.
- Since I'm no longer the only god then there will be infighting and probably a massive war across all of our creation which will result in the destruction of everything..
- Eventually all will merge into two super-proto-god-destroyer beings who will fight to the bitter end
- The killing blow will smash one god to bits and form new creation with the other god being severely reduced to a normal god's power he will rule over a few new races..
- Party like its the first biblical day in New Eden
Get rid of all spiders in the world and raise the natural attrition rate of all insects to compensate for this.
Other than that, pretty much anything else I'd wanna do would be considered an abuse of power...mostly in bringing various fictional characters to life.
Other than that, pretty much anything else I'd wanna do would be considered an abuse of power...mostly in bringing various fictional characters to life.
I would graciously accept it and then proceed to act similarly like Q in Star Trek: The Next Generation. Much fun would be had, and if asked perhaps I would help you mortals out. I would likely aid with the development of cures for diseases and expanding upon space programs and human expansion into uncharted territories.
I'd probably spend a lot of time in an avatar form chilling on earth. I wouldn't interfere with everything, because I feel like that would have some shitty consequences. Same logic as to why I wouldn't go back in time and kill Hitler, given the chance.
I'd freakin' recreate Gensokyo. With new-found omnipotence, I'd fit right in there.
Anything else? Not really. I'd probably just give myself some magical powers and then lock away the rest of them for emergency use only. Nothing's ever fun if you can just snap your fingers and make it go away! I'd at least want to do things with style.
Captcha: lumpy gravy. I'd fix this too, captcha. Don't you worry.
EDIT: I may reduce disease rates, too. REDUCE, not eliminate. It'd be weird if everyone just stopped getting sick all of a sudden. Then I'd decrease fertility rates. Once again, not hugely, but enough to at least stabilize the population and maybe slowly reduce it to something sustainable. Increasing average intelligence is also a priority of mine. There. THEN I'd seal away my powers for emergencies.
Anything else? Not really. I'd probably just give myself some magical powers and then lock away the rest of them for emergency use only. Nothing's ever fun if you can just snap your fingers and make it go away! I'd at least want to do things with style.
Captcha: lumpy gravy. I'd fix this too, captcha. Don't you worry.
EDIT: I may reduce disease rates, too. REDUCE, not eliminate. It'd be weird if everyone just stopped getting sick all of a sudden. Then I'd decrease fertility rates. Once again, not hugely, but enough to at least stabilize the population and maybe slowly reduce it to something sustainable. Increasing average intelligence is also a priority of mine. There. THEN I'd seal away my powers for emergencies.
I've played enough Populous: The Beginning to know that giving me dominion over the elements and the laws of physics is a very bad idea.
I will probably do some smiting and just generally screw with atheist and religious people alike.
I will probably do some smiting and just generally screw with atheist and religious people alike.
If I was God:
1. I would subtly plant in everyone's brain that they should be better people.
2. I wold slowly make people smarter and wiser
3. Reduce the chance to get a horrific disease like AIDS or Cancer
4. Fix up the world (Environmentalism FTW)
5. I would leak magic into the world (very slowly at first, but increasing the speed over a millennium)
6. Occasionally troll the world like Discord (nothing too major or harmful, though.)
7. Create a race of invasive sexy legion plant chicks on Mars (World Domination w/ cheesecake)
8. Relax in the clouds and watch the world go by
Sure I'm probably insane, but at least it'll be interesting to watch
1. I would subtly plant in everyone's brain that they should be better people.
2. I wold slowly make people smarter and wiser
3. Reduce the chance to get a horrific disease like AIDS or Cancer
4. Fix up the world (Environmentalism FTW)
5. I would leak magic into the world (very slowly at first, but increasing the speed over a millennium)
6. Occasionally troll the world like Discord (nothing too major or harmful, though.)
7. Create a race of invasive sexy legion plant chicks on Mars (World Domination w/ cheesecake)
8. Relax in the clouds and watch the world go by
Sure I'm probably insane, but at least it'll be interesting to watch