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Skorpyo

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I'd wait for the wave of mutations to subside, then deflect rockets with my arms and punch holes through old ladies.

I'd also have to un-tuck my shirt and wear a hoodie.
 

mettle_edge

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Grilled Cheesus said:
If its a biological attack I would be infected before I knew what was happing anyway. Plus none of you have biosuits right next to you and even if you did you could not get it on within 30 seconds.

End result. By the rules you put down everyone would die.
I actually have friend who has a full biosuit hanging up in his room at all times(yeah, he's a bit paranoid).

But as for what I would do... I guess I would have to go with my faith in duct tape. Because anything is possible with duct tape.
 

mettle_edge

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Grilled Cheesus said:
If its a biological attack I would be infected before I knew what was happing anyway. Plus none of you have biosuits right next to you and even if you did you could not get it on within 30 seconds.

End result. By the rules you put down everyone would die.
I actually have a friend who keep a biosuit hanging up in his room at all times(he's only a bit paranoid).

But for what I would do... I would have to go with my faith in duct tape. Because anything is possible with duct tape.

Edit: damn double post
 

Paksenarrion

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Exclaim, "Dammit, not again!", then wait out the excruciatingly painful process of the nanites cleansing and renewing every cell of my body.
 

spartan1077

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Go on youtube, search up Indiana Jones theme song, and hide in a fridge...what else is there to do?
 

spartan1077

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PrimoThePro said:
Do what Canadians did during WWII. Piss on a rag and breathe through it.
Sorry to correct you but this was WWI at the Second battle of Ypres.
 

Jodah

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Grab a gun and hope I rise as a zombie. Armed zombie > unarmed zombie.
 

WorldCritic

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Put a shirt over my face and continue posting on forums. I'm in the basement of a college dorm there's not a whole lot I can do.
 

Crimsane

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Step 1: Shit pants.
Step 2: Die?

Either order, doesn't matter. Both happen eventually.
 

Estocavio

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Easy - Get in the car, duct tape the vents, then drive away. Biological weapons require you to be exposed in order to be affected - So if i just drove away, and survived on the collective oxygen in the car, id be fine. And when i was out of the influenced area, id ventilate the car, find the nearest town, and bunker down until things were cleared up.

I win
Screw you bioweaponry!
 

Tspoon

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Get just an air tank, and a mask, and then jump into my pool, then wait out the Biological bomb.

Wait, question: Is it a BLUE bomb?

A BLUE bomb is when when it explodes, there is no shock-wave, just a giant burst of particles that dissolve organic tissue, leaving no trace. If it is, then get into 70 layers of motherfucking plastic and wait for about an hour with an air tank.
 

PrimoThePro

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spartan1077 said:
PrimoThePro said:
Do what Canadians did during WWII. Piss on a rag and breathe through it.
Sorry to correct you but this was WWI at the Second battle of Ypres.
Ah, okay, I stand corrected. I wasn't sure which one it happened on, but I figured I had a fifty-fifty chance.
 

stonethered

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Die like a good little statistic and not drag it out. May our military unleash it's full wrath upon the perpetrators.


I mean really, thirty seconds? I don't think I could get to my car and initiate full lockdown in that much time, and I know I don't have anything else that would resist it.