UmbrellaAssassin said:madagascar after seeing this thread
"its out again? CLOSE DOWN EVERYTHING....AGAIN"

Oh noes, the Swine Flu is going to wipe us all out!
Seriously though, the Swine Flu was bollocks, and I knew it the second it came on the news. "A small Mexican child and a pregnant woman have died from the disease!" They cried.
I replied "Oh, so a pair of people with already weak immune systems. Boo hoo."