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Ares Tyr

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Lvl 64 Klutz post=18.69936.676713 said:
Talk like Duff Man day!

Oh YEAH! I have to go take a LEAK now, but I'll be... RIGHT back! Klutz!
I'm a big enough Simpsons fan to find this hilarious and also support it a great deal.

"Oh YES! I'm gonna KICK BACK! And watch some LAW AND.....ORDER!!! YES!"
 

Danny Ocean

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Talk like someone from Star Trek [http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE]. Seriously, watch that, it's awesome.

Star Trekkin', across the universe..
 

Johnn Johnston

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WolfMage post=18.69936.676881 said:
List time!
Here's all the ideas for talk like x day:
View the original post for the ideas. Here are the examples!
Original phrase: "Hello. Let's go down to the pub for a pint."
1)There shall be mead and ale in the great halls of Valhalla once the Grendl is slain!
2)Me. Come with. Alcohol gain.
3)Up for a Fosters, mate?
4)I said LET'S GET A BEER! Do you hear me! A BEER!
6)O hai! I can has booze? lololol
7)There's no time! We must find the beer in the pub before it's too late!
8)Have you ever considerd that you might be an alcoholic? Let's explore that.
9)Why, yesh. I pershonally think that ah beer would be shuperb.
10)'Allo, 'allo, 'allo? What 'ave we 'ere? Alcohol consumption? Let's be 'aving you.
11)A...beer? Is that an...invitation...?
12)Oh! The beer! He's drinking it! DRINKING IT LIKE A PRO!
13)Come with me you will, and to the pub we shall travel to.
14)Ahahaha! My plans for booze domination are nearing completion!
15)You have my glass. And my axe! And my drink!
16)*puts ear on ground* Hmm...A hangover is approaching.
17)You, me! We're gonna go downa pub 'n' drink some beer wiv wenches!
18)Hmm...ok? We're just going to walk down to the pub. Then we're going to have a drink. Is that ok? Good.
19)Doctor Freeeeeman...let'sss go and get ussss a beeeer...
20)Why? Why!? Why must we get drunk of our combined arses? WHY?
21)........
22)Listen to me. We're going to go down to the pub. You got that? And we're going to drink, whether you like it or not!
23)Johnn! Johnn! Johnn Johnston! Johnn Johnn!
24)Ach! My research iz complete! Vee must travel to ze pub and buy uz some drinkz!
25)Forsooth! For we shall go to the tavern, and we shall quench our thirst to our heart's content.
26)THIS! IS! THE KING'S AAAAAAAAAAAARMS!
27)u+me r stll goin 2 pub, rite? kk
28)........
29)Lte's go get a dinrk
30)....let's drown our sorrows in alcohol...
31)BEER! BEER! It must all be drunk before closing time! This offer is only available for a short time, so drink now!
32)Lo, and we shall pursure our fancies with the wenches and the liquid happiness, down at the public tavern.
33)Beer? Awww, yeah.
 

SimuLord

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Talk like an NPC Day would be nice.

If you work in retail, telling those punk kids that "This is not enough Golds" would be priceless, and there's always the "I know times are tough, but buying discount spells sounds like a bad idea" and "You're talking to Algot the Northerner. Guess you've got nothing better to do."
 

M0rp43vs

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Talk like yahtzee day

talk like Japanese school girl(or maybe waebbo) day

Talk like a wigger day

talk like an alien day
 

Splitter

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Me and my friends used to do talk like a satanist day.
Although it was more for an odd hour here and there.
Basically it consisted of putting "satan" "death and destruction" "chaos" "black magic" and other stupid phrases in the middle of sentences, and saying them in an stupid evil voice.
 

Hey Joe

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Talk like an ex day - "I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I WILL ALWAYS LOVE Y-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-U-U-U-U-U-U!"

Talk like a politician day - Talk for half an hour by not saying anything

Talk like a mobster day - Forgeddaboutit.

Talk like a panda day - maul someone

Talk like a soap star day - "I have....amnesia!"

Talk like Quentin Tarintino day - High frenetic tone + face fulls of X + I did not rip off that Hong Kong movie! = Tarintino

Talk like Big Kev day - "I'm excited!" (whatever happened to Big Kev? Is he dead?)

Talk like you're in Blue Dragon day - "I won't give up!!!" again, and again, and again.

Talk like you're in a Chinese prison day - Without using your tongue (Hey Joe gets political!)

Talk like it's you last breath day - tell the one you cherish most that you love them.
 

The Iron Ninja

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LewsTherin post=18.69936.676783 said:
hmmm....

@poleboy.

Not tangled beards, braided beards. Close, but on purpose.
Hey I think he would know, he's Danish (or at least he's in Denmark)
And on that note:
"De er ingen gentleman Hr, og jeg vil se frem til deres undergang, forårsaget af Lilla regns rotteslaver!"
 

LewsTherin

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The Iron Ninja post=18.69936.683587 said:
LewsTherin post=18.69936.676783 said:
hmmm....

@poleboy.

Not tangled beards, braided beards. Close, but on purpose.
Hey I think he would know, he's Danish (or at least he's in Denmark)
And on that note:
"De er ingen gentleman Hr, og jeg vil se frem til deres undergang, forårsaget af Lilla regns rotteslaver!"
Piff.
 

crepesack

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TALK like mr. bush-
"we have to find dem nuculur wur heds before the terramatists kill us, while i get sum tawkos and speak in mexican"
 

The Iron Ninja

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You say "Piff" now, but what will you say when Purple rain's rat gimps are knawing on your eyesballs hmm?
What will you say then?
 

LewsTherin

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The Iron Ninja post=18.69936.687101 said:
You say "Piff" now, but what will you say when Purple rain's rat gimps are knawing on your eyesballs hmm?
What will you say then?
Probably Piff again. followed by a little ditty that came to mind. I goes like this: "OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! GETTHEMOFF!GETTHEMOFF!"

Theres a cookie here for someone...
 

The Iron Ninja

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We'll split it, I hope... Is that from Terry Pratchet? It sounds familiar.

On a side not New Classic you may be able to see that I got Prohobation for saying something in your english english thread, Now I'm a bit worried since what I got it for is by no means the most inflamitory thing I've said in these forums, so it might just be a matter of time before I'm banned.
 

meatloaf231

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NewClassic post=18.69936.687130 said:
LewsTherin post=18.69936.687113 said:
Theres a cookie here for someone...
Oh, how I wish it were me. Warm cookie sounds nice right about now.
Weren't you offered a cookie not long ago?

What happened to that one?