WolfMage post=18.69936.676881 said:
List time!
Here's all the ideas for talk like x day:
View the original post for the ideas. Here are the examples!
Original phrase: "Hello. Let's go down to the pub for a pint."
1)There shall be mead and ale in the great halls of Valhalla once the Grendl is slain!
2)Me. Come with. Alcohol gain.
3)Up for a Fosters, mate?
4)
I said LET'S GET A BEER! Do you hear me! A BEER!
6)O hai! I can has booze? lololol
7)There's
no time! We must find the beer in the pub before it's too late!
8)Have you ever considerd that you might be an alcoholic? Let's explore that.
9)Why, yesh. I pershonally think that ah beer would be shuperb.
10)'Allo, 'allo, 'allo? What 'ave we 'ere? Alcohol consumption? Let's be 'aving you.
11)A...beer? Is that an...invitation...?
12)Oh! The beer! He's drinking it! DRINKING IT LIKE A PRO!
13)Come with me you will, and to the pub we shall travel to.
14)Ahahaha! My plans for booze domination are nearing completion!
15)You have my glass. And my axe! And my drink!
16)*puts ear on ground* Hmm...A hangover is approaching.
17)You, me! We're gonna go downa pub 'n' drink some beer wiv wenches!
18)Hmm...ok? We're just going to walk down to the pub. Then we're going to have a drink. Is that ok? Good.
19)Doctor Freeeeeman...let'sss go and get ussss a beeeer...
20)
Why? Why!? Why must we get drunk of our combined arses? WHY?
21)........
22)Listen to me. We're going to go down to the pub. You got that? And we're going to drink, whether you like it or not!
23)Johnn! Johnn! Johnn Johnston! Johnn Johnn!
24)Ach! My research iz complete! Vee must travel to ze pub and buy uz some drinkz!
25)Forsooth! For we shall go to the tavern, and we shall quench our thirst to our heart's content.
26)THIS! IS! THE KING'S AAAAAAAAAAAARMS!
27)u+me r stll goin 2 pub, rite? kk
28)........
29)Lte's go get a dinrk
30)....let's drown our sorrows in alcohol...
31)BEER! BEER! It must all be drunk before closing time! This offer is only available for a short time, so drink now!
32)Lo, and we shall pursure our fancies with the wenches and the liquid happiness, down at the public tavern.
33)Beer?
Awww, yeah.