Tastiest Pokemon?

[sergnb]

Which Pokemon do you think would taste best and how would you prepare them?

I personally believe that a sugarcoated fried jiggly-puff would make a great dessert.

Post pics.

Implying it would taste sweet because it's pink.

I'm gonna go with Tauros because it's the closest pokemon to actual beef in the whole universe, excluding that weird cow thingie in the second one which I can tell tastes like AIDS.

 

[Twad]

the cuter they are, the better they taste. Plus they tend to be low-fat and have relatively little meat on the bones, you have to be carefull during cooking to not burn the meat. Slow n'steady in a light creamy sauce does the trick just fine.

 

[Psycho Cat Industries]

A gastly shake,tastes like death and phosphorous.DELICIOUS!

 

[loc978]

Psyduck breast in a sweet red wine sauce, I think.

 

[Psycho Cat Industries]

I'd assume a Krabby would taste good. Or hell, let me have a Vanilite to satisfy my sweet tooth.

Kangaskhans baby.
especially when killed and eaten in front of the mother.

And then the mother goes and rips you head off out of rage and sorrow.

she cant, I shotgunned her kneecaps then beat spikes into her hands and tail. How did you think I got the baby?

I figured that your cubone there would use earthquake repeatedly while bouncing around in its mother's skull

 

[Senor Smoke21]

Gyarados is the food of kings!
I reckon it would be delicious and totally worth it due to how difficult it would be to catch.

 

[BaconPunch]

Damn, I have the prefect pic for this. It's probably just as well I can't put it up cause it would probably get me banned.
Piloswine would be best. Yes my pic was related.

 

[Les Awesome]

Pokemon Trainer mmmmmmm

 

[hadeze]

Gotta eat them all pokemon!

 

[bl4ckh4wk64]

Obviously Girafarig. I mean, it looks close enough to a deer and Venison just tastes amazing. All you gotta do is stay away from the tail.

 

[Psycho Cat Industries]

I'd assume a Krabby would taste good. Or hell, let me have a Vanilite to satisfy my sweet tooth.

Kangaskhans baby.
especially when killed and eaten in front of the mother.

And then the mother goes and rips you head off out of rage and sorrow.

she cant, I shotgunned her kneecaps then beat spikes into her hands and tail. How did you think I got the baby?

I figured that your cubone there would use earthquake repeatedly while bouncing around in its mother's skull

I am the dominate one, cubone learned this when I took his mother from him.

lol,thing must sob itself to knock out.My exeggutor learned of my ways and soon,it fell into my habits.

 

[Riesel87]

Magikarp. All that flailing really tenderizes the meat.

Actually, the anime said it tastes aweful.

yeh i swear magikarp are like all bones and skin? I remember Meowth tries to eat one once and breaks his teeth

 

[OrionKurnous]

Jinx. Now that's a woman.

 

[Byere]

Obviously Girafarig. I mean, it looks close enough to a deer and Venison just tastes amazing. All you gotta do is stay away from the tail.

Actually, it's more like a giraffe (though I would like to try that one day)
If you want something venison-like, go for Stantler or that new deer-like one that changes with the seasons.

 

[bl4ckh4wk64]

Obviously Girafarig. I mean, it looks close enough to a deer and Venison just tastes amazing. All you gotta do is stay away from the tail.

Actually, it's more like a giraffe (though I would like to try that one day)
If you want something venison-like, go for Stantler or that new deer-like one that changes with the seasons.

Oh dear, I can't believe I forgot about Stantler. Thank you.

 

[Tsaba]

I'll just have mine deep fried and breaded with fries and a Dr Pepper on the side.

Spoiler: Funny Fact

According to Fable, nothing is more evil than eating a little chick

 

[chif-ii]

Slopoke tail and Farfetch'd soup. I'll send you the recipe.

Either that or Shelder. Gonna have some fine muscles tonight.

 

[CommanderKirov]

DIGLETS!

Mmmm. Diglets!

 

[Scarim Coral]

Farfetch'd since I would eat it like a roast duck (which I love eating).