Tastiest Pokemon?

[soulblade06]

Hmm.... What if you ate a ditto? Would it taste like everything if you asked it to?

No, it would taste like eating a blob of play-dough. Just because it looks like a pokemon doesn't mean it actually gains internal organs or anything (yes, ditto is an animated play-dough monster, and nobody will ever convince me otherwise).

I would have some nice damask broth. All of the satisfaction of eating a human spirit without the taboo of killing someone to do it!

 

[RaikuFA]

tropius, it makes its own fruit

 

[n.s.c.m.]

Abras sleep for about eighteen hours a day, bet their meat must be really tender from the lack of movement. That's if you can catch it before it teleports.

Also would an Articuno be cold turkey?

 

[Optional Opinion]

What is wrong with you people.

[sub]It's clearly Moltres, comes pre-cooked, just shoot and eat.[/sub]

Surely with an avatar like that you need to be chowing down on some Rapidash.

 

[Andronicus]

Snorlax. He's so relaxed all of the time, the meat'd be incredibly soft and juicy. Also, just one of those things could feed a small third world nation for at least 2 days.

Only problem is, if you raised them for the meat, you'd have to feed them enough to feed a small third world nation for a month. On the whole, you're putting a lot of effort and resources into something with exceptionally minimal return...

I'm sure the starving citizens of the third world nation would disagree

 

[pwned123456]

Charizard. I love me some char grilled meat.

that is where my cahrizard went NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[ThatOneJewYouNo]

Hmm.... What if you ate a ditto? Would it taste like everything if you asked it to?

No, it would taste like eating a blob of play-dough. Just because it looks like a pokemon doesn't mean it actually gains internal organs or anything (yes, ditto is an animated play-dough monster, and nobody will ever convince me otherwise).

I would have some nice damask broth. All of the satisfaction of eating a human spirit without the taboo of killing someone to do it!

Wow. Way to ruin my joke. I'll let you in on the secret that I'm not retarded, but merely posted it to make people think about ditto. And if anything how would you make a broth out of a ghost? =P

But really I would go for some salted hard-boiled Chansey eggs. Mmm...

 

[thenoblitt]

I imagine Tauros or Miltank would make a good steak.

beat me to it

 

[General_Potatoes]

Pikachu is easily the best. Especially deep-fried.

Tastes just like chicken :3

 

[Sieggy]

Machoke!

 

[DJDarque]

A Bouffalant burger would probably be pretty good.

On a related note. I've always wondered this about the show and games. The people and the pokemon have to get meat from somewhere. Also, the pokedex entries of some pokemon make them seem like very sadistic eaters, too.

 

[colourblind]

cubone's mother

 

[soulblade06]

Hmm.... What if you ate a ditto? Would it taste like everything if you asked it to?

No, it would taste like eating a blob of play-dough. Just because it looks like a pokemon doesn't mean it actually gains internal organs or anything (yes, ditto is an animated play-dough monster, and nobody will ever convince me otherwise).

I would have some nice damask broth. All of the satisfaction of eating a human spirit without the taboo of killing someone to do it!

Wow. Way to ruin my joke. I'll let you in on the secret that I'm not retarded, but merely posted it to make people think about ditto. And if anything how would you make a broth out of a ghost? =P

But really I would go for some salted hard-boiled Chansey eggs. Mmm...

Here's a hint: asking a question doesn't really imply that you're telling a joke. It implies that you're asking a question. Saying that ditto is a play-dough monster was a joke, although I'm sorry if it came off the wrong way.

 

[Danceofmasks]

Those Japanese sure love their Wailmer

 

[Saint of M]

Kuntuky Fried Piggiot. Just imagin the drumstick on that thing.

 

[Aposthebest]

I guess Clamperl should be tastier than Shellder,it is an actual clam that lives in deep waters...

Apart from that,a slowpoke tail for sure,someone could be working for their whole life to afford one of these if they existed.

Personally I'd go for Lapras meat,there must be a reason why they are getting close to extinction.

 

[Voodoomancer]

Ghastly.

Good for dieters.

 

[joemegson94]

Kangaskhans baby.
especially when killed and eaten in front of the mother.

In other words, Cubone, which, ironically, is your avatar.