Team Fortress 2 Engineer Domination Lines - YOU make some!

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Iceburg116

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Exactly what it says on the tin. Make some Domination lines for the only un-updated class, The Engineer, before the update comes out. Even if you have a single idea for a line, go ahead and post it. If you have a lot, please share with us.
Anything from funny, rude, or just plain insulting is all right. They ARE taunts, dominations.

( Admittingly, I cheated a little. I'm copy pasting an old post I made on the Steam Forums.
http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1208340&page=5 )


When vs Spy
"Not even man enough to fight me face to face..."
"Sap my ass in hell!"
"Smoking's bad for your health. So am I."
"Crouching shadow, hidden dumbass."

vs Sniper
"Heheheh. Did you break your jar, or did ya bowels move?"
"Not much use that hunka wood is against a Wrench, boy!" (The Razorback)
"Hope you like being down under.. 6 feet a' dirt."

vs Heavy
"Baldy vs Baldy. Looks like I win."
"Maybe that gun o' yers 'd make a nice Sentry... Heheheheh."
"Sascha, huh? I think I'll name her 'Teleporter!'"
"Natascha, huh? Thinkin' I might name her 'Dispenser!'"
"Callin ME a little man?! Looks who's towerin' over yah now!"
"Yeah, I touched Sascha. What're you gonna do about it? Cry some more?"
"OoWAAAH!" (Imitating the crybaby sound)
"Some people think they can outsmart you... /sniff Maybe. Maybe... But I have yet to see anyone outsmart Engineer."
OR
"...yet to see anyone outsmart me."

vs another Engineer
"Looks like I just..
/raises goggles
Put a Wrench in your plans."
"Mine's better!"
"Guess you got some defective equipment, boy."
"Only one of us walks away..."
"Remember that place in Tex-- Oh, wait, guess ya don't. YOU'RE DEAD! Eheheh!"
"Nothing of value lost."
"Might put some of this to good use..."
"What? Get your PhD at a Community College?"

vs Scout
"Dispense that, skippy little prick."
"Maybe I shove a Sentry up yer ass?"
"Yeah, Spahh screwed your momma? Hell, we ALL did! Eheheheh."
"Boink that, lil' bastard." (When killed with Wrench)
"Ahh, no more headaches."
"Maybe we can all think a little more clearly now, that's he's gone."
"Practical problems. I solve 'em!"
"Doesn't matter how fast you run.. My bullets are always faster."

vs Medic
"Texas got better beer than you do."
"Santa Klaus, nothin'. I got a gift fer ya /riiight/ here." (Klaus being a German name)
"Felt like you was tryin' ta tickle me, Doc!"
"Hmmmm.. Those gloves MY size?"
"Uberwench."
"Where'd your boyfriend go? He mighta been able to help ya."

vs Demo
"If ya weren't so drunk, ya might able to aim that damn thing right."
"'What is beauty?' Sure ain't you, chunks."
"Hey! Ya missed me!"

vs Soldier
"A battlefield is no place for a civilian.."
"Crawk blocked."
"My hat's better."
"You can't even scrape paint with that little fireworks tube!"

vs Pyro
"I REALLY do not want to know what's under there."
"Hurrfen durrfen durf. Urt herdendurr."
"Experiment No. 486? How'd you get all the way out here?"
"Back in your cage!"
"Ya coulda done better with a Zippo."
"Tsk, tsk. Backburner? For shame."
"Smells like burnt leathery bacon. Just like ma used to make."
 

Luke5515

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Those are great. you really put some time into that didn't you? Unfornunatly, I'm not that creative. Still, I admire your work.
 

Sir Kemper

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"I have ze perfect cure for ze invisibal man... DEATH hehahahahah!"

Medic, Dominateing Spy.

"There...can...only be one, mate Haw Haw Haw Haw *BURP* Heeh *Said slightly slurred*

Demoman, Dominating another Demoman.

"Nice try, Hippie, try something more powerful then fireworks next time"

Soldier, Dominateing Soldier.

"MMMPH Hermph MMMMPH!"

Pyro, Dominateing any class.

I love the Pyro.

EDIT: Missed the "Engineer Lines" bit.
X|
 

xscoot

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Dominating a Pyro:

"Take that you Homewrecker!"

Dominating a Heavy:

"My advice to you? Get more gun."

Dominating a Spy:

"That cloak seems to be a shoddy piece of technology... unlike my technology."

I'll try to make more later, and of higher quality.
 
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Medic: "Got a problem with those extraneous holes there, Doc."
Heavy: "That should help with the weight-loss, fatty."
Scout: "I can hit what's already there though." (referring to Bonk!)
Spy: "Not on my watch, Frenchy."
Demoman: "Depth Perception: Look it up."
Soldier: "I'd call that a citizen's beating, military man."
Sniper: "Not so good up and personal, are ya?"
Engineer: "I'd leave that safety off next time."
Pyro: "EL OH cushion. That's what you need."
 

xscoot

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Iceburg116 said:
xscoot said:
Dominating a Heavy:

"My advice to you? Get more gun."
Yes. Yes yes yes.
Thank you, I do my best. I thought of a couple more.

Dominating a medic:

"The magic of healing versus the technology of killing. Technology wins."

Dominating a Soldier (with the sentry gun):

"My rockets may be smaller than yours, but it seems that size doesn't matter."

Dominating a Scout:

"I broke your stupid spine, kid" (Reference to the scout's line after he breaks an engineer building, saying "I broke your stupid crap doc")