Tell me a Skyrim Story

[tendaji]

One time I was wandering around a farm when I saw an imperial soldier and a Riften guard fighting each other. So what do I do? Well seeing as my allegiance is with the Empire, I helped him and killed the Riften Guard.
Happy that I had saved that guard from almost certain death, I turn towards him, in which he pulls out his sword and arrests me, fining me 1000 gold for murdering a guard....

 

[upgray3dd]

I was traveling in the southern mountains near bloodlet throne when I stumbled upon a hunter. I killed him, stole his bow, and ate his food. Then I walked into one of his bear traps and died.

After respawning, I stumbled upon a dragon. I used my new bow to slay the dragon. It was an amazing feeling. That was the first dragon I had ever slain without guards helping me. It was epic.

I fast traveled back to town sometime later, and the town was being attacked by two dragons. About an hour later, yet another town was attacked by dragons. Needless to say, the epicness went away after that first dragon. I have 6 souls and only three words of power.

 

[Akibo15]

My story begins like most single young males story's; the unending quest to get laid. To be specific I was getting wasted in a pub on cheap meed, trying to forgot about my horse that lept off a water fall. As I finished yelling the third verse of Chumbawamba's tub thumping at the bar maid, a dark yellow clad priest walked into the bar, yelling something about how everyone in the bar was going to burn in Oblivion. I was interested, so I struck up a conversation with the old bastard. In the process of talking, I discovered he was a priest for the goddess Mara, Skyrim had the world's most easy marriage policy, and he could get me married for 250 gold and having to wear a tacky amulet everywhere. I said hell yes, it seemed it was easy enough. After putting the amulet on, I figured out the I had no one interested in going back to my pimp ass mansion; at least in Riftin. So I put a random city on my map, Solitude to be exact, warped over to Dawn-star and hit the road. After about 10 minutes of walking, and burning through a few rabbit legs for dinner, I found my most hated foe; dragons. I fought hard and almost had this fire breathing dragon slayed, costing me most of potions though. However, as I was about to launch the killing blow, a second dragon came out of no where and stared tearing shit up. After screaming to Talos about my bad luck, I killed dragon number one. quick saved, and murdered the hell out of the Ice Dragon. Having no potions, I relied totally on my healing magic and enchanted mace,and sheer luck, to kill the Ice Dragon. Now, having no mana or health potions I was pretty far up the creek; plus I lost my best weapon. Exasperated, I walked all the way back to Dawn Star for potions and soul gems. After walking into Dawnstar, I figured I should use my ingots and set to work making some new armor.; this took over my need to get to Solitude though. Damn OCD!

 

[kouriichi]

So, Raj was sitting in inn, eating sweet roll, when man runs at me with dagger! Lucky, dagger was dull, so the several times he stab Raj did nothing! ((But hurt, hurt alot!))

So, after Raj light him aflame, beat to death with mace and loot body, i learn he is Dark Brotherhood! Not sure they someone higher assassin. Raj is good Khajiit! Only shoot man in face with glass arrow because his pockets were to tight to steal from!

..... And lit crowd on fire on accident because wrong scroll.....

.... and shout traveler off mountain for he make joke about my wife being an ugly nord.

Ok, Raj has done much bad. But he has done good too! Like..... Kill dragon! Yes! Raj kill dragon. Sure, expected much pay for it, and dozen guards dead cause i use them as shield, but still, dragon is dead!

Sometimes Raj think was bad idea to come to Skyrim. Should have just stayed in Hammerfell, dealt with brushing sand out of fur every 10 minutes. But no, Skooma dealer had to try to stab Raj when i say pay later, then send more to try and stab me!

Why everyone want stab Raj!?!? Im nice Khajiit at heart!

 

[The_Blue_Rider]

I completed the civil war questline for the Stormcloaks, when everyone is in the courtyard of Solitude listening to Ulfrics speech I decide that I will celebrate by showing off my storm call shout for the first time.


Lighting promptly came down and murdered everyone around me forcing the entire city to become hostile

 

[The_Blue_Rider]

So, Raj was sitting in inn, eating sweet roll, when man runs at me with dagger! Lucky, dagger was dull, so the several times he stab Raj did nothing! ((But hurt, hurt alot!))

So, after Raj light him aflame, beat to death with mace and loot body, i learn he is Dark Brotherhood! Not sure they someone higher assassin. Raj is good Khajiit! Only shoot man in face with glass arrow because his pockets were to tight to steal from!

..... And lit crowd on fire on accident because wrong scroll.....

.... and shout traveler off mountain for he make joke about my wife being an ugly nord.

Ok, Raj has done much bad. But he has done good too! Like..... Kill dragon! Yes! Raj kill dragon. Sure, expected much pay for it, and dozen guards dead cause i use them as shield, but still, dragon is dead!

Sometimes Raj think was bad idea to come to Skyrim. Should have just stayed in Hammerfell, dealt with brushing sand out of fur every 10 minutes. But no, Skooma dealer had to try to stab Raj when i say pay later, then send more to try and stab me!

Why everyone want stab Raj!?!? Im nice Khajiit at heart!

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCU- oh wait wrong game, carry on

 

[KapnKerfuffle]

After defeating the first dragon, I went back to the Watchtower. There I saw a fallen Winterun soldier who had died in the battle slowly ascending, up, up, up to the sky. I thought he must be going to ... er whatever the equivalent of Valhalla is in Skyrim - the name escapes me now. But nope, twas a weird glitch.

 

[EHKOS]

So, Raj was sitting in inn, eating sweet roll, when man runs at me with dagger! Lucky, dagger was dull, so the several times he stab Raj did nothing! ((But hurt, hurt alot!))

So, after Raj light him aflame, beat to death with mace and loot body, i learn he is Dark Brotherhood! Not sure they someone higher assassin. Raj is good Khajiit! Only shoot man in face with glass arrow because his pockets were to tight to steal from!

..... And lit crowd on fire on accident because wrong scroll.....

.... and shout traveler off mountain for he make joke about my wife being an ugly nord.

Ok, Raj has done much bad. But he has done good too! Like..... Kill dragon! Yes! Raj kill dragon. Sure, expected much pay for it, and dozen guards dead cause i use them as shield, but still, dragon is dead!

Sometimes Raj think was bad idea to come to Skyrim. Should have just stayed in Hammerfell, dealt with brushing sand out of fur every 10 minutes. But no, Skooma dealer had to try to stab Raj when i say pay later, then send more to try and stab me!

Why everyone want stab Raj!?!? Im nice Khajiit at heart!

I saw your other post. I love your Raj stories. Please write a book.

 

[Loop Stricken]

So there I was, running a job for the local Jarl bigwig, clearing out some bandits or somesuch nonsense, and I decide to fasttravel the, oh, fifty feet or so to the giant camp I cleared out a few days ago and move north from there.

As soon as the magic dissipates and I get to control my own body again, I think, hm, this camp's a lot less cleared of giants than I remember. So I think... maybe I'll clear it again, yes.

I take out the giant easily enough, and as he falls to the ground with a mighty crash, I think to myself, that was quite the mighty crash!
Turning around to head to the bandit camp, I instead take a detour straight into a dragon's fiery breath, for the crash was him landing right behind me.
I give it a whack with my mighty warhammer, and it flies away! Cheeky git! I hate having to get dragons out of the air! but no time for that now, the other giant has spotted me and demands vengeance! I make sure he won't be getting it, and two mighty blows later his corpse is looted of its gold and toes.

Oh but here's the dragon again, taken to attacking the local mammoths! I rush over, and basically any dragon that lands has already signed its own death warrant as far as my mace is concerned; oh but he still burns me good.
A job well done I turn to leave yet again, and am joyfully greeted by three enraged mammoths.

I had to actually use potions to survive. Potions! Precious potions! Though frankly I'm surprised I wasn't immediately accosted by a pack of wolves, riding bears, spitting spiders at me.

No, that happens every time I ride a horse.