Tell me useless info you know!

[Arachon]

The full title of the AK-47 is the 'Automatic Karishnakov model 1947

Hate to nitpick, but it's actually Avtomat Kalashnikova 47

 

[Chamzaboogie]

My tailor is rich.

 

[shaneriding]

In Nottingham, England, it is legal for you to kill an Scottish man if he has a bow and arrow.

Thats nonsense. Unless he attacks you with it murder isn't legal.

Its not Nottingham it's actually within the old city walls in York.

 

[Cherry Cola]

I have a ponytail.

It's very purdy

 

[GaijinAndrew]

R.A.T.B. is simply making a profit out of the common romanian's suffering. Don't they?

 

[MrFluffy-X]

your more likely to be killed by a coconut falling on your head than being killed by a shark..

 

[Folio]

No foreigner knows the meaning of the word: gezelligheid. The most well known Dutch word is: Apartheid.

I guess you'e talking about Geselligkeit, aren't you?

The famous empress Elisabeth of Austria-Hunagary had an anchor tattooed on her arm.

Oh ho? Is there by any chance you live close to the Netherlands?

well i guess its less than 1 hour from here, yeah.

That explains it. A Dutchman only needs to talk in dialect and a German would be baffled at how well he can speak German. There is this grey area of language between the borders of Germany and The Netherlands.

 

[Folio]

A²+B²=C²

What if it's not a right angle triangle? What if A or B is the Hypotenuse?
Qualifying statements man!

Your questions... I-I... I really don't know what you mean! I'm bad at math and now I get that ridiculous jargon in English, too!

WAAAAAARGH!

 

[Folio]

Did you know there's only one legal sex position in Pennsylvania?

You're saying that they CHECK these positions?! That's absurd! Although considering some positions might give some physical problems afterward. But only one? It has to be pretty exciting there in Pennsylvania. (pencilvainia?)

 

[andrew84555]

The size of a FIA regulated turbo restriction plate in the WRC is 34mm.

 

[Outright Villainy]

A²+B²=C²

What if it's not a right angle triangle? What if A or B is the Hypotenuse?
Qualifying statements man!

Your questions... I-I... I really don't know what you mean! I'm bad at math and now I get that ridiculous jargon in English, too!

WAAAAAARGH!

You masquerade as if you have knowledge of math?
For your insolence you must die!

*draws sword*

Have at you!

 

[Folio]

A²+B²=C²

What if it's not a right angle triangle? What if A or B is the Hypotenuse?
Qualifying statements man!

Your questions... I-I... I really don't know what you mean! I'm bad at math and now I get that ridiculous jargon in English, too!

WAAAAAARGH!

You masquerade as if you have knowledge of math?
For your insolence you must die!

*draws sword*

Have at you!

Joke's on you! *draws Katana* En Garde! (wait, that's out of place... oh well)

This formula has been hammered in our heads at high school! Yet we never see any situation when we need it!

*sword thrust*

 

[Drop_D-Bombshell]

If i squeeze with all my might, i can fit a pineapple up my anus...

 

[Outright Villainy]

A²+B²=C²

What if it's not a right angle triangle? What if A or B is the Hypotenuse?
Qualifying statements man!

Your questions... I-I... I really don't know what you mean! I'm bad at math and now I get that ridiculous jargon in English, too!

WAAAAAARGH!

You masquerade as if you have knowledge of math?
For your insolence you must die!

*draws sword*

Have at you!

Joke's on you! *draws Katana* En Garde! (wait, that's out of place... oh well)

This formula has been hammered in our heads at high school! Yet we never see any situation when we need it!

*sword thrust*

*skilful parry*

Well, it's incredibly useful for calculating measurements on a right angled triangle, which comes up a lot in engineering or maths or whatever. It's one of those base rules like a/sina = b/sinb that's just incredibly useful to know in many problems with geometry.

*counter sword thrust*

 

[Folio]

A²+B²=C²

What if it's not a right angle triangle? What if A or B is the Hypotenuse?
Qualifying statements man!

Your questions... I-I... I really don't know what you mean! I'm bad at math and now I get that ridiculous jargon in English, too!

WAAAAAARGH!

You masquerade as if you have knowledge of math?
For your insolence you must die!

*draws sword*

Have at you!

Joke's on you! *draws Katana* En Garde! (wait, that's out of place... oh well)

This formula has been hammered in our heads at high school! Yet we never see any situation when we need it!

*sword thrust*

*skilful parry*

Well, it's incredibly useful for calculating measurements on a right angled triangle, which comes up a lot in engineering or maths or whatever. It's one of those base rules like a/sina = b/sinb that's just incredibly useful to know in many problems with geometry.

*counter sword thrust*

*step-dodge*

I study Animation yet I want to be an aspiring Game Designer. I don't see any use of this formula at all!

*vertical slice*

 

[Zeema]

I got my Nickname Trezu because i climbed a tree and jumped onto another and then to jump onto a shopping mall's roof and and there were so mags on top so Tree + Zoo Magazines = Trezu

 

[Outright Villainy]

A²+B²=C²

What if it's not a right angle triangle? What if A or B is the Hypotenuse?
Qualifying statements man!

Your questions... I-I... I really don't know what you mean! I'm bad at math and now I get that ridiculous jargon in English, too!

WAAAAAARGH!

You masquerade as if you have knowledge of math?
For your insolence you must die!

*draws sword*

Have at you!

Joke's on you! *draws Katana* En Garde! (wait, that's out of place... oh well)

This formula has been hammered in our heads at high school! Yet we never see any situation when we need it!

*sword thrust*

*skilful parry*

Well, it's incredibly useful for calculating measurements on a right angled triangle, which comes up a lot in engineering or maths or whatever. It's one of those base rules like a/sina = b/sinb that's just incredibly useful to know in many problems with geometry.

*counter sword thrust*

*step-dodge*

I study Animation yet I want to be an aspiring Game Designer. I don't see any use of this formula at all!

*vertical slice*

*double handed block*

Well you never know, and it's not that hard to remember!
No one's telling you to learn stuff like this!

I hate my lecturers...

*pirouette flourish and pointed strike*

 

[Sarmos]

Did you know that the Bay of Fundy, off the coast of Nova Scotia, (near where I live) has the worlds highest and lowest tides? Twice every 24 hours the water level rises and falls over 30 feet!!

 

[Sieni]

In Team Fortress 2, The Scout gets 2 points for killing a Medic that is healing a target.

Not exactly interesting but certainly useless.

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

Connect 4 was invented by David Bowie!

*giggle*

No he didn't, stop spreading misinformation. That was a rumour put out by a radio host.

Here's some that kinda made my skin crawl a little:

*when inside, you are always within 6 feet of a spider
*The average person consumes 15+ spiders a year while sleeping

That second one is actually wrong... at least I think it was proven wrong!

You are correct, good ol' snopes!

OT: Dwarf Fortress' difficulty curve is an asymptote.