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Vigormortis

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I was going to suggest something thoughtful or generous, however...

People have already posted such suggestions.
I felt more like suggesting something ridiculous.

As such!
Don a suit and tie, but wear them backwards. (top hat preferable) Put on a pair of googly glasses[footnote]
[/footnote]. Then crab walk around the block yelling, "I'm a potato!"

Afterward, walk into the closest bakery. (backwards suit no longer required) Be sure to bring a small hammer and chisel with you. Walk up to the counter, present the hammer and chisel to the baker, and ask, "Can you bake these into a cake in such a way that they won't fall out and won't show up in an x-ray scanner or metal detector."
 

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Have some ice cream with homemade warm chocolate sauce, cocoa makes you happy!

(put equal parts cocoa powder, sugar and water in a pot, add a pinch of salt and heat while stirring to avoid lumps)

Delicious when served hot so that the ice cream starts melting!
 

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PsychicTaco115 said:
Imp Emissary said:
Depression Snip

Yeah, that kinda hit close to home...

I did how I would react in all the situations though
Yeah, I know what ya mean. The thing has a genuine feel to it. Really felt it mirrored how depression can make ya feel like something is "holding you down/back".

Glad ya made it through.
 

PsychicTaco115

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farscythe said:
Sky Snipping
What if I already went sky-diving?

Because I went on my 18th birthday this year in May

 

Auron225

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I thought of another one;

Next time you're in a shop (Walmart for instance) that would sell all of these things; buy flowers, a vase (doesn't have to be an expensive one) and water. As you're paying at the till - assemble the flowers in the vase, pour the water into it and give it to the cashier. You can obviously choose whichever cashier you want but you must give them to the one who assists you! I'll let you choose if you want to leave the cashier your number ;)
 

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PsychicTaco115 said:
JoJo said:
Fijiman said:
Was this hat sufficiently silly enough?

I would have to say no, but as it was Jojo who suggested the silly hat I'll let him decide if it was silly enough.(personally I would have gone with the rainbow hat from the previous page or your taco hat)
 

PsychicTaco115

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Fijiman said:
I would have to say no, but as it was Jojo who suggested the silly hat I'll let him decide if it was silly enough.(personally I would have gone with the rainbow hat from the previous page)
I can't exactly go out and spend all my money on this :p

Besides, I saw it for like $25 Amazon D:
 

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PsychicTaco115 said:
Fijiman said:
I would have to say no, but as it was Jojo who suggested the silly hat I'll let him decide if it was silly enough.(personally I would have gone with the rainbow hat from the previous page)
I can't exactly go out and spend all my money on this :p

Besides, I saw it for like $25 Amazon D:
Which is why I amended my post to say "or your taco hat."
 

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PsychicTaco115 said:
JoJo said:
Fijiman said:
Was this hat sufficiently silly enough?

I'm going to say yes, that is acceptable, the expression on the hat's face amuses me and besides we can't expect you to break the bank on this quest, more than enough of other requests require money! Wear that hat with pride, my tasty overlord >:-D
 

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Read this comic strip. Its possibly the shortest task in the list : )

www.twogag.com/archives/2961
 

Evil Moo

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Cover the floor of one room (any room) with containers (bottles, cups, mugs, glasses, jars, pots, whatever) filled with water.
 

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PsychicTaco115 said:
Weaver said:
Badonk a Donk
Is that a song or something?

If so, link pls :3
Here's the... posterboy for donk:

While some would argue Scouse House isn't technically donk, I think it's close enough to count:
http://www.di.fm/scousehouse

That stream will do you for 4 hours easy :p
 

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PsychicTaco115 said:
TL;DR: Tell me anything that you want to see done and I'll do it
Make a profile for http://freerice.com and play the quiz for at least 15 minutes, then post your score on your facebook.
 

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PM me a message, telling me "Great Job! ...Now give me a real suggestion next time..."

That would make my day for some reason...
 

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PsychicTaco115 said:
Caramel Frappe said:
OT: Purchase (or craft) a large Taco Shell and wear it over your head. It can be either a hat, a mask, or anything that fits on your head/face. I feel that you should wear the very thing you've been wearing on this website in real life :)
I've already done that XD


Holy cow, the first pic makes you look like Pyramid Head.

OT: For one day you are only allowed to speak in movie and song quotes. If the quote wasn't in a movie or song, then you can't say it.

Also, do a poetic reading of lil jons Get Low. Yes, you need to do it in a fancy British accent. Upload a video and you'll be the greatest person on earth : )