Tell Me What to Do

[EHKOS]

Go watch an odd porn niche that you're not into. Two minute minimum, and nothing softcore.

Also go watch a movie people always talk about but you've never seen, you might get blown away and have a new movie for your top five.

Go to the grocery store. Buy some avocados. Give them to people.
Leave them places. Smear them on your face. Deny that avocados
exist.

Also, do a poetic reading of lil jons Get Low. Yes, you need to do it in a fancy British accent. Upload a video and you'll be the greatest person on earth : )

Oh my goodness, YES.

 

[Master_of_Oldskool]

Make up a pen-and-paper role-play system that you feel is simple enough for my parents someone who is totally new to the concept yet engaging enough for me people who have a longer history with it. Post the rules here.

What's that? Exploiting a stranger's attempt at doing something really cool for my own benefit? I've no idea what you mean.

 

[Caiphus]

I'll be nice.

Do one of these:

Spoiler: Any reasonably public place, with your head at least halfway in the shot

 

[DragonStorm247]

Donate all of your money to me!

...Ok, that's really not going to happen, but you can do the next best thing and like my upcoming game's Facebook page.
https://www.facebook.com/TalesOfTheArcanimus

Make up a pen-and-paper role-play system that you feel is simple enough for my parents someone who is totally new to the concept yet engaging enough for me people who have a longer history with it.

Funny you should mention that actually...

 

[Kuilui]

The next women/man/whatever your into bro you find yourself thinking looks good or you'd like to take that person out on a date just go up to the person and strike up a conversation. Try to get that person to go on a date with you.

The only rule is if the person is clearly in a relationship with someone else, like they are walking next to them just move onto the next one. I don't want you getting beaten up or anything.

 

[Flutterguy]

Take like 30-50 or so gravols. Use a camera to record your adventure until you fall asleep. Post on Vimeo for my viewing pleasure.

 

[not_you]

Wear a sandwich board around college with "free hugs" written on it...

Then, when anyone tries to make a move on you, spray them with water pistols you have hiding under said sandwich boards...

 

[Atrocious Joystick]

Do an improvised dance to Do what U want by lady gaga while wearing a coconut bra and an adult diaper in a local hardware store.

Also, treat yourself to some chips. You deserve it, champ!

 

[Longstreet]

Alrighty, time for that one guy with the fucked up idea's to come in.

- Take a dump in one of the standing urinals. If you prefer you can make sure you are alone at that moment (lock the door or something)

- Kiss a random same sex person.

- Dress up as a girl if you are a boy, or as a girl if you are a boy.

- Watch 18+ sites without going into incognito mode, bonus points for leaving the door open.

Have fun with these.