Got two short ones:
- Once, my dad and I were sitting in the movies before the show started, watching the slides for businesses and trivia and whatnot go across the screen as we munched popcorn. Eventually, one popped up that said something along the lines of "Robert Downey Jr. has never attended formal acting lessons." My dad says "Well, he might not have had training, but his dad's a director, so that might have something to do with it." I turned to him in all seriousness and asked "Who's his dad?"
We lol'd
- I have a group of 6 friends who are like brothers to me and we do random shite all the time. Last summer, we traveled out of town to one's house and were all like "We found some black plastic, let's make a slip'n'slide with water and soap."
So we did as we waited for the last dude to get out there, and spent about half an hour sliding in their front yard down this 30 ft thing.
Way down the long driveway and even further down the street, we see Andre pulling up in his Corolla. My other friend turns to us and says "Watch his face."
Next thing I know, he's stark naked and sliding sideways with his arms and legs in the air, facing Andre. The look on his face was one of pure horror, until he got out and literally rofl'd.