binnsyboy said:
Well... I'm magic!
Okay, uh... Patrick Stewart is a family friend, I'm descended from Scottish lords, and I lost my virginity quite young and in a field. I'm preparing to raise wolf cubs at some point in my life. I'm going to join the Royal Marines after university. I have the weird ability to do almost anything if I'm interested, and people doubt my ability to do it. Sort of like a "challenge accepted" reaction that fixes me firmly on the task ahead.
I am now your best friend (shut up, don't argue, and stop struggling it'll only make the ropes tighter); point me towards Mr Stewart please!
OT: Er... Er... Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrr... Shit, I can't come up with anything.
I started fainting when taking blood tests and now the thought of blood tests scare the living bejeezus out of me.
Yeah, that's the best I can do...
Oh, I've got one! I'm also 5 (or is it 6?) degrees removed from Kevin Bacon =P
No wait, I'm THREE degrees removed from Bacon; I'm an extra in Fincher's version of
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.