Tell us why your country is so great!
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This is what makes Dominican Republic awesome:
Helado Bon has the BEST. STRAWBERRY. ICE. CREAM. EVER.
And this monument. I loved going here as a kid:
If you ever go to DR, be sure to get ice cream and go to that place.
In England we also have an amazing coastline with a huge variety of envoironments boasting epic views and wonderful natural monuments.
I think you must be a moron. If you had done your homework, you would know that most favoured British comedians are actually nowhere near stuck up or snobbish unless in an ironic fashion. Most British people admire the U.S. and I know many people who aspire to live there. Our comedians take the piss out of America in COMEDIC taste (as was my main point), just as we take the piss out of ourselves loads of the time. I don't know where you get your information from, but which English people exactly have said "got our asses kicked by men in straw hats?" in reference to your nation in the 'Nam War? You aren't doing you're country OR people proud by acting just like the close-minded, right-wing, ignorant idiot stereotype that my culture understands is not true about all Americans. By publishing and reinforcing your incorrect and extreme opinion you only fuel that stereotype, and therefore our ability to laugh in your leering face as you take yourself WAYYY too seriously. To sum up, it is quite obvious that you are essentially a contradictive, humourless fool with a total misrepresentation of English people. It now seems I have outplayed you at the game you oh-so willingly started and now your dignity is on the floor because of inaccurate and wholely warped ideas. Next time think what you say through, you fucking imbecile.Iron_Maiden said:
America gave the world . . .
Er, democracy game from Greece, capitalism came from medieval Europe . . .
We gave the world:
THE REUBEN
(Or at least, popular account hold that our immigrants did.)
and NUCLEAR WEAPONS
Wait, is that a good thing? Sort of, er, well . . . Ended the war in the Pacific . . .
Well, I guess the country's crowning achievement thus far is the production of ME!
America, you should be honored.
Er, democracy game from Greece, capitalism came from medieval Europe . . .
We gave the world:
THE REUBEN
(Or at least, popular account hold that our immigrants did.)
and NUCLEAR WEAPONS
Wait, is that a good thing? Sort of, er, well . . . Ended the war in the Pacific . . .
Well, I guess the country's crowning achievement thus far is the production of ME!
America, you should be honored.
Singularly Datarific said:zer0kevin said:America. Cars, Planes, the Internet, Videogames, Computers, Nukes, Jets, an Awesome Constitution everyone copies, lightbulbs, WW1 was one because of us. WW2 we helped a lot. Google, Facebook, iPhones, telephones, personal computers, etc.
Never lost a war to another major power.(Beat Britain, France, Canada, Mexico, Germany, Austria, Hungary, Russia, Italy, Iraq, All that was Austria Hungary and the Ottoman Empire, Spain, Japan, etc.)
WW1 was won because of us hmmm that is true because America was smart and sided with the ones who were wining and Germany would probably win if America joined it but they attacked America so they just speeded up their doom
Canada,the True North Strong and Free.
-Our healthcare isn't privatized. Your future medical bills are taken out of a percentage of your paycheck. That way,you won't be in the hole for an ungodly sum if you say...Break a wrist.
-We may have an undermanned and (from what I hear) underequipped and underfunded Armed Forces,but HELL,our basic infanteers (RCR's and PPCLI for snipers) have been reputed to be more badass then the spec-ops of our neighbours down south. Then there's the JTF-2,our spec-ops regiment...
-You know NASA? Thank the Americans for stealing our best aeronautics engineers and researchers. Also,the Avro Arrow WOULD'VE pushed aviation technology forward by a mile if it wasn't denied mass production because foriegn parties didn't like it.
-Who needs nukes? Why waste all of that uranium and plutonium when you can make nuclear reactors?
-We have BioWare. Seriously. Check Google Maps if you don't believe me.
-We have a LOT of unspoiled wilderness in the country. It's very relaxing to just...Go out and wander the woods for a while.
-Want a university degree,but can't afford university? Go to RMC. The government pays for your way in,and you'll become an officer once you finish your RMC courses and Basic Training. How do you pay the government back? 1.2 years of service for every year you were in RMC. It's literaly the best career in Canada handed to you on a platnium plate.
-Contrary to popular belief,we do NOT all live in igloos. They are emergency shelters. We do NOT ride mooses around. We drive cars just like everyone else. We do NOT live off Tim Horton's. Although it's pretty damn close...
-Our healthcare isn't privatized. Your future medical bills are taken out of a percentage of your paycheck. That way,you won't be in the hole for an ungodly sum if you say...Break a wrist.
-We may have an undermanned and (from what I hear) underequipped and underfunded Armed Forces,but HELL,our basic infanteers (RCR's and PPCLI for snipers) have been reputed to be more badass then the spec-ops of our neighbours down south. Then there's the JTF-2,our spec-ops regiment...
-You know NASA? Thank the Americans for stealing our best aeronautics engineers and researchers. Also,the Avro Arrow WOULD'VE pushed aviation technology forward by a mile if it wasn't denied mass production because foriegn parties didn't like it.
-Who needs nukes? Why waste all of that uranium and plutonium when you can make nuclear reactors?
-We have BioWare. Seriously. Check Google Maps if you don't believe me.
-We have a LOT of unspoiled wilderness in the country. It's very relaxing to just...Go out and wander the woods for a while.
-Want a university degree,but can't afford university? Go to RMC. The government pays for your way in,and you'll become an officer once you finish your RMC courses and Basic Training. How do you pay the government back? 1.2 years of service for every year you were in RMC. It's literaly the best career in Canada handed to you on a platnium plate.
-Contrary to popular belief,we do NOT all live in igloos. They are emergency shelters. We do NOT ride mooses around. We drive cars just like everyone else. We do NOT live off Tim Horton's. Although it's pretty damn close...
Britain. We used to own all you bastards
'Course, it's been a few years, maybe we're past our prime...
'Course, it's been a few years, maybe we're past our prime...
I'm Irish. Those two words could probably get me laid in any English speaking country. Us and the Ozzies anyway =P
We drink hard. And Erm, we have Dracula and many achievements in science and astronomy.
We drink hard. And Erm, we have Dracula and many achievements in science and astronomy.
