Ten thousand posts later...

[Sassafrass]

You have ascended to godhood brother-Clarion. We welcome you into the super-secret-society-of-10k-posts! It's on the house tonight!

Pff, super-secret-society-of-10k-posts.
I mock you people in my sleep.

Our arch-nemesis! Retreat brothers, retreat!

Yes, retreat back into the shadows.
[sup][sup][sup]Retreat right back into the clutches of my Sparta Kittens...[/sup][/sup][/sup]

 

[Hazy992]

And with that Daystar ascended into the heavens

And the sun doth shine and the angels doth sing...

Don't worry guys. I go to a better place.

Away from the weaboo bears?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

You have ascended to godhood brother-Clarion. We welcome you into the super-secret-society-of-10k-posts! It's on the house tonight!

Pff, super-secret-society-of-10k-posts.
I mock you people in my sleep.

Our arch-nemesis! Retreat brothers, retreat!

Arghh! I'm new here!

What do I do, what do I do?

 

[Nouw]

You have ascended to godhood brother-Clarion. We welcome you into the super-secret-society-of-10k-posts! It's on the house tonight!

Pff, super-secret-society-of-10k-posts.
I mock you people in my sleep.

Our arch-nemesis! Retreat brothers, retreat!

Yes, retreat back into the shadows.
[sup][sup][sup]Retreat right back into the clutches of my Sparta Kittens...[/sup][/sup][/sup]

Mike, is that you Mike? Why are you meowing Mike? OH GOD NOT THE FACE! Where's Daystar? We're being slaughtered out here!

You have ascended to godhood brother-Clarion. We welcome you into the super-secret-society-of-10k-posts! It's on the house tonight!

Pff, super-secret-society-of-10k-posts.
I mock you people in my sleep.

Our arch-nemesis! Retreat brothers, retreat!

Arghh! I'm new here!

What do I do, what do I do?

We're being attacked by Sass's Sparta Kittens, we have to do a counter-attack! But they're kittens, we can't att-

 

[Sassafrass]

You have ascended to godhood brother-Clarion. We welcome you into the super-secret-society-of-10k-posts! It's on the house tonight!

Pff, super-secret-society-of-10k-posts.
I mock you people in my sleep.

Our arch-nemesis! Retreat brothers, retreat!

Yes, retreat back into the shadows.
[sup][sup][sup]Retreat right back into the clutches of my Sparta Kittens...[/sup][/sup][/sup]

Mike, is that you Mike? Why are you meowing Mike? OH GOD NOT THE FACE!

Spoiler: Excellent.

We shall make them fear the meows of cats everywhere.
For the Scratching Post of Tiddles!

 

[geK0]

Fact:

People come to this site for Zero Punctuation

they stay for Daystar

I am not worthy!!

You shall now dine on bangers and mash amongst the gods of Olympus!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

You have ascended to godhood brother-Clarion. We welcome you into the super-secret-society-of-10k-posts! It's on the house tonight!

Pff, super-secret-society-of-10k-posts.
I mock you people in my sleep.

Our arch-nemesis! Retreat brothers, retreat!

Yes, retreat back into the shadows.
[sup][sup][sup]Retreat right back into the clutches of my Sparta Kittens...[/sup][/sup][/sup]

Mike, is that you Mike? Why are you meowing Mike? OH GOD NOT THE FACE! Where's Daystar? We're being slaughtered out here!

You have ascended to godhood brother-Clarion. We welcome you into the super-secret-society-of-10k-posts! It's on the house tonight!

Pff, super-secret-society-of-10k-posts.
I mock you people in my sleep.

Our arch-nemesis! Retreat brothers, retreat!

Arghh! I'm new here!

What do I do, what do I do?

We're being attacked by Sass's Sparta Kittens, we have to do a counter-attack! But they're kittens, we can't att-

You mean a new threat appears...

Just as I join a super elite organisation.

I get the feeling that I might be a deus ex machina...

 

[Nouw]

Spoiler: Excellent.

We shall make them fear the meows of cats everywhere.
For the Scratching Post of Tiddles!

It has begun. And thus, the prophecy foretold the coming of a classy englishman that shall fight the threat of adorable spartan kittens.

You mean a new threat appears...

Just as I join a super elite organisation.

I get the feeling that I might be a deus ex machina...

Sir, what is your plan?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Spoiler: Excellent.

We shall make them fear the meows of cats everywhere.
For the Scratching Post of Tiddles!

It has begun. And thus, the prophecy foretold the coming of a classy englishman that shall fight the threat of adorable spartan kittens.

You mean a new threat appears...

Just as I join a super elite organisation.

I get the feeling that I might be a deus ex machina...

Sir, what is your plan?

The only thing I can do when an army of kittens attack...

 

[Sassafrass]

It has begun. And thus, the prophecy foretold the coming of a classy englishman that shall fight the threat of adorable spartan kittens.

You can try and fight us, but you will fail.
We have already infiltrated your wild-life, in cunning disguises.

You're too late to stop them. Bwhahahahahahaaaaaaaa!

The only thing I can do when an army of kittens attack...

Bring it on.
We're ready for you.

 

[Zeema]

Im coming for you Clayton

im going to have Triple that amount of posts one day

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

But you guys make this a great place to stay.

It's been a pleasure.

Glad to be around. Congrats on hitting 5 digits!

 

[Nouw]

The only thing I can do when an army of kittens attack...

Bring it on.
We're ready for you.

We're coming for you Sass!

 

[The Night Angel]

Woohoo, Daystar has achieved godhood!! Now he can pour even more knowledge into our wrinkled little brains Can't imagine how gratifying it is to have reached that mark. [sub] someday...someday... *sniff[/sub]

 

[Sandjube]

Fact:

People come to this site for Zero Punctuation

they stay for Daystar

I am not worthy!!

You shall now dine on bangers and mash amongst the gods of Olympus!

Oh so very very true. Although I can never muster the courage to post anything to him because he is so much greater than us =<

 

[JoJo]

And with that Daystar ascended into the heavens

And he was never seen again... right?

(With Daystar out of the way, my conquest of the Escapist can now begin. My plan is fool-proof!)

 

[Galletea]

I don't recall accusing you of being a hunk, but still, congratulations for being one of the few massive posters who is not a total asshat. May you continue to derail threads and inflict bestow your wisdom upon the community for many more posts.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Fact:

People come to this site for Zero Punctuation

they stay for Daystar

I am not worthy!!

You shall now dine on bangers and mash amongst the gods of Olympus!

Oh so very very true. Although I can never muster the courage to post anything to him because he is so much greater than us =<

I won't bite

And with that Daystar ascended into the heavens

And he was never seen again... right?

(With Daystar out of the way, my conquest of the Escapist can now begin. My plan is fool-proof!)

You wish

I don't recall accusing you of being a hunk, but still, congratulations for being one of the few massive posters who is not a total asshat. May you continue to derail threads and inflict bestow your wisdom upon the community for many more posts.

It was last Tuesday, I remember it was that day, because the day that I just made up.

 

[anthony87]

Fucking hell...at the rate I'm gone I'll NEVER hit 10,000.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Fucking hell...at the rate I'm gone I'll NEVER hit 10,000.

You have to stop being so thoughtful about your posts and just go on a nonsense rampage.

Works all the time.