Ten thousand posts later...

[Fappy]

I am glad you enjoyed my amazing handjobs.

The Escapist should really pay me for my services.

Sometimes Fappy, sometimes you disturb me.

Only sometimes? I am failing at my job then D:

 

[Evil Smurf]

You know it to be true...

We shall summon the great stink Cutewloo, and he shall Hold the Line!

Daystar shall not ascend! It would be his undoing!

Let us not argue, We shall summon both! This will surly slay the beast that is Daystar!

Slay?

No, my dear boy, we must not slay! We just have to keep him in the mortal realm! He mustn't ascend to the Archives, or surely we are doomed! Those damned cats...

Regardless, let us block the Archives with Cutewloo and Cthulhu and talk to Daystar.

I believe that only two things will make us win... Calm, diplomatic voices.

And Auzzie Meat Pies.

I hear what you say, and it sounds like, let's capture Daystar at a delicious BBQ. Being Australian we a born with the ability to operate a BBQ and this won WW2. It will capture our Foe for sure my good man

 

[Evil Smurf]

Congradulations.
I'll get there one day I'm sure.
You'll see. I'll show you. I'll show you all!

are you a scooby doo villain?

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

So I'm finally here.

The 10k post mark.

You people said I couldn't do it.

"Daystar, you splendiferous hunk of man, nobody has ever made it to ten thousand posts and lived!"

I arrived here as a boy, and now stand here before you, as a man, nay, as a god! (just roll with it, I'll stop being lame soon, I promise).

I know what you're thinking. You're thinking you've seen several escapists with more than 10k posts.

Well they cheated with usergroups or something, so there. I've maybe posted in a usergroup a handful of times, so that makes me more special.

True story.


Okay, time for the serious part.

The escapist is the best internet community I've ever been a part of.

I'm not going to gush about how awesome this place is, that's not really my style, but I will say this.

I thank you, the escapist team, for creating a place of respite, a place I can rest my weary head in the thunderous ocean that is the internet, I thank you for creating a place of discussion free from most of the things I despise about other internet forums.

I thank you, the contributors to the site. Yahtzee, Jim, Gavin, Bob, Cory, Grey, LeeLee and the No Right Answer team. For giving me hours of thought provoking, hilarious and amazing content.

And I thank you, escapist community, for which none of the above would be possible without.

The guys above make this site a great place to visit.

But you guys make this a great place to stay.

It's been a pleasure.

Git. You joined after me and you still made it here before me.

Unfortunately, the best way to celebrate your victory is to derail the thread, but after four pages I'm already certain that most people are talking about the different shapes of spoons or something.

 

[Lil_Rimmy]

You know it to be true...

We shall summon the great stink Cutewloo, and he shall Hold the Line!

Daystar shall not ascend! It would be his undoing!

Let us not argue, We shall summon both! This will surly slay the beast that is Daystar!

Slay?

No, my dear boy, we must not slay! We just have to keep him in the mortal realm! He mustn't ascend to the Archives, or surely we are doomed! Those damned cats...

Regardless, let us block the Archives with Cutewloo and Cthulhu and talk to Daystar.

I believe that only two things will make us win... Calm, diplomatic voices.

And Auzzie Meat Pies.

I hear what you say, and it sounds like, let's capture Daystar at a delicious BBQ. Being Australian we a born with the ability to operate a BBQ and this won WW2. It will capture our Foe for sure my good man

Aye, if only the ANZAC's had brought along some more BBQ...

We would have kicked their ass with Kangaroo Mounted Sausage Division!

 

[Deadyawn]

Congradulations.
I'll get there one day I'm sure.
You'll see. I'll show you. I'll show you all!

are you a scooby doo villain?

I wish.
I'm pretty sure any and all scooby doo villians are not only more awesome than I but also more competent.

Not that I'm about to let that stop me.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA...sigh.

 

[The_Blue_Rider]

How the heck have I had an account longer than you, yet you have 10x my posts?

 

[Samantha Burt]

Naw....you're not a god yet. Maybe a Demi-God, but not a god.

Get to 30,000 posts and then we'll talk about Godhood

*looks at your join date*

Took you long enough.

I'm over halfway there already =P

Can't you just let me have this?

Why do you have to ruin this for me?

I thought we were friends.

I'll be friends with you. I think it's pretty damn impressive, I could never be that social xD

 

[Evil Smurf]

You know it to be true...

We shall summon the great stink Cutewloo, and he shall Hold the Line!

Daystar shall not ascend! It would be his undoing!

Let us not argue, We shall summon both! This will surly slay the beast that is Daystar!

Slay?

No, my dear boy, we must not slay! We just have to keep him in the mortal realm! He mustn't ascend to the Archives, or surely we are doomed! Those damned cats...

Regardless, let us block the Archives with Cutewloo and Cthulhu and talk to Daystar.

I believe that only two things will make us win... Calm, diplomatic voices.

And Auzzie Meat Pies.

I hear what you say, and it sounds like, let's capture Daystar at a delicious BBQ. Being Australian we a born with the ability to operate a BBQ and this won WW2. It will capture our Foe for sure my good man

Aye, if only the ANZAC's had brought along some more BBQ...

We would have kicked their ass with Kangaroo Mounted Sausage Division!

Hindsight is a wonderful thing, but on that vein...have you had kangaroo Sausages? They be delicious!

 

[Evil Smurf]

Congradulations.
I'll get there one day I'm sure.
You'll see. I'll show you. I'll show you all!

are you a scooby doo villain?

I wish.
I'm pretty sure any and all scooby doo villians are not only more awesome than I but also more competent.

Not that I'm about to let that stop me.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA...sigh.

*attempts to pull of your facemask* I must get a dog

 

[Lil_Rimmy]

You know it to be true...

We shall summon the great stink Cutewloo, and he shall Hold the Line!

Daystar shall not ascend! It would be his undoing!

Let us not argue, We shall summon both! This will surly slay the beast that is Daystar!

Slay?

No, my dear boy, we must not slay! We just have to keep him in the mortal realm! He mustn't ascend to the Archives, or surely we are doomed! Those damned cats...

Regardless, let us block the Archives with Cutewloo and Cthulhu and talk to Daystar.

I believe that only two things will make us win... Calm, diplomatic voices.

And Auzzie Meat Pies.

I hear what you say, and it sounds like, let's capture Daystar at a delicious BBQ. Being Australian we a born with the ability to operate a BBQ and this won WW2. It will capture our Foe for sure my good man

Aye, if only the ANZAC's had brought along some more BBQ...

We would have kicked their ass with Kangaroo Mounted Sausage Division!

Hindsight is a wonderful thing, but on that vein...have you had kangaroo Sausages? They be delicious!

Only thing better is Kangaroo steak!

the derailing is working!

 

[Rogue 9]

*Looks at join date* Hm, good thing I don't care about my post count ^^;

Congo-rats on the milestone Daystar!

 

[Evil Smurf]

You know it to be true...

We shall summon the great stink Cutewloo, and he shall Hold the Line!

Daystar shall not ascend! It would be his undoing!

Let us not argue, We shall summon both! This will surly slay the beast that is Daystar!

Slay?

No, my dear boy, we must not slay! We just have to keep him in the mortal realm! He mustn't ascend to the Archives, or surely we are doomed! Those damned cats...

Regardless, let us block the Archives with Cutewloo and Cthulhu and talk to Daystar.

I believe that only two things will make us win... Calm, diplomatic voices.

And Auzzie Meat Pies.

I hear what you say, and it sounds like, let's capture Daystar at a delicious BBQ. Being Australian we a born with the ability to operate a BBQ and this won WW2. It will capture our Foe for sure my good man

Aye, if only the ANZAC's had brought along some more BBQ...

We would have kicked their ass with Kangaroo Mounted Sausage Division!

Hindsight is a wonderful thing, but on that vein...have you had kangaroo Sausages? They be delicious!

Only thing better is Kangaroo steak!

the derailing is working!

Never had Kangeroo steak before, I must procure some. I must confess, derailing threads is always in the back of my mind, I don't often do it. *gleafully laughs*

 

[Evil Smurf]

*Looks at join date* Hm, good thing I don't care about my post count ^^;

Congo-rats on the milestone Daystar!

how often do you go on the forums? that count is tiny!

 

[Tiger Sora]

You fool of a Took Daystar!

You think you've ascended the mountain. I know theres almost someone with or over 60k posts. You'll never knock them from the Escapists throne of thread gods.

 

[Evil Smurf]

You fool of a Took Daystar!

You think you've ascended the mountain. I know theres almost someone with or over 60k posts. You'll never knock them from the Escapists throne of thread gods.

let him down gently....

 

[natster43]

Good job Daystar, I hope some day I will be as interesting as you. (I really hope this doesn't come off sounding like a sarcastic prick)

 

[Rogue 9]

*Looks at join date* Hm, good thing I don't care about my post count ^^;

Congo-rats on the milestone Daystar!

how often do you go on the forums? that count is tiny!

Um, well, I don't really 'go on the forums' per se. I only really comment on articles and the occasional interesting looking thread from the Popular Forum Posts box (where I saw this thread). It took me exactly 1 year and 11 months to hit 100 posts - I didn't start posting with anything even approaching regularity until late 2009.

/ThreadDerailmentWoo

 

[Robert Ewing]

Nice one Daystar! I always enjoy seeing your GIF image pop up, and your subsequent comment

 

[DanielBrown]

I'll catch up as soon as I stop deleting two thirds of the posts I write!
Just you wait!

one does not simply delete posts

... but one DOES simply write a post, then close the tab before posting it!