Ten thousand posts later...

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So I'm finally here.

The 10k post mark.

You people said I couldn't do it.

"Daystar, you splendiferous hunk of man, nobody has ever made it to ten thousand posts and lived!"

I arrived here as a boy, and now stand here before you, as a man, nay, as a god! (just roll with it, I'll stop being lame soon, I promise).

I know what you're thinking. You're thinking you've seen several escapists with more than 10k posts.

Well they cheated with usergroups or something, so there. I've maybe posted in a usergroup a handful of times, so that makes me more special.

True story.


Okay, time for the serious part.

The escapist is the best internet community I've ever been a part of.

I'm not going to gush about how awesome this place is, that's not really my style, but I will say this.

I thank you, the escapist team, for creating a place of respite, a place I can rest my weary head in the thunderous ocean that is the internet, I thank you for creating a place of discussion free from most of the things I despise about other internet forums.

I thank you, the contributors to the site. Yahtzee, Jim, Gavin, Bob, Cory, Grey, LeeLee and the No Right Answer team. For giving me hours of thought provoking, hilarious and amazing content.

And I thank you, escapist community, for which none of the above would be possible without.

The guys above make this site a great place to visit.

But you guys make this a great place to stay.

It's been a pleasure.
 

Broady Brio

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Sure. As the absolute worst representative here, I take your thanks. Now go replace more female movie roles with more Olivia Wilde.

ReCaptcha: bacon & eggs. If that's not a more worthy reward to you, then get something better for yourself, you charismatic stallion.
 
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Matthew94 said:
Wow you're only like the 30th person to do that.

Must feel good being so mediocre, pfft

Get some perspective, clarion...
My arch nemesis...

Why are you here? Don't you have babies to eat or something?

SmashLovesTitanQuest said:
I have never seen a user with precisely 10000 posts. It looks so... Neat.

I'm torn. I want you to keep posting and enriching this community but it would ruin the perfect post count :(

Anyway, congratulations!
[HEADING=1]Forever ruined![/HEADING]
 

DoPo

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And thus, Daystar elevated to godhood...

So, anybody feel like derailing this thread?
 

staika

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Congratulations my good sir, I myself just achieved that mark yesterday. Now I can forget about my post count completely now since 10,000 was the largest mark I thought about getting when I first joined :p
 

Lucem712

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Finally, a story to tell my grandchildren.

Now it's only a matter of time before some selfish elves knock Daystar from their pantheon and demand we do as well. But, we shall not yield!
[HEADING=1]HAIL DAYSTAR CLARION[/HEADING]
 
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SmashLovesTitanQuest said:
Daystar Clarion said:
Matthew94 said:
Wow you're only like the 30th person to do that.

Must feel good being so mediocre, pfft

Get some perspective, clarion...
My arch nemesis...

Why are you here? Don't you have babies to eat or something?

SmashLovesTitanQuest said:
I have never seen a user with precisely 10000 posts. It looks so... Neat.

I'm torn. I want you to keep posting and enriching this community but it would ruin the perfect post count :(

Anyway, congratulations!
[HEADING=1]Forever ruined![/HEADING]
Jokes on you, now its even better. It starts with a 1 and ends with a 1, with only zeros in between.

I also screencapped your 10.000 posts, couldnt resist. (Feeling creeped out yet? :p )
You'll have to try harder than that to creep me out :D

staika said:
Congratulations my good sir, I myself just achieved that mark yesterday. Now I can forget about my post count completely now since 10,000 was the largest mark I thought about getting when I first joined :p

Lucem712 said:
Finally, a story to tell my grandchildren.

Now it's only a matter of time before some selfish elves knock Daystar from their pantheon and demand we do as well. But, we shall not yield!
[HEADING=1]HAIL DAYSTAR CLARION[/HEADING]
I don't care if it's sarcasm, I choose to believe this as sincere.
 

Lionsfan

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Naw....you're not a god yet. Maybe a Demi-God, but not a god.

Get to 30,000 posts and then we'll talk about Godhood
 

Lucem712

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Daystar Clarion said:
Lucem712 said:
Finally, a story to tell my grandchildren.

Now it's only a matter of time before some selfish elves knock Daystar from their pantheon and demand we do as well. But, we shall not yield!
[HEADING=1]HAIL DAYSTAR CLARION[/HEADING]
I don't care if it's sarcasm, I choose to believe this as sincere.
90% sincerity, 5% sarcasm, 5% cheese.
 
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Lionsfan said:
Naw....you're not a god yet. Maybe a Demi-God, but not a god.

Get to 30,000 posts and then we'll talk about Godhood
TopazFusion said:
*looks at your join date*

Took you long enough.

I'm over halfway there already =P
Can't you just let me have this?

Why do you have to ruin this for me?

I thought we were friends.
 
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TopazFusion said:
Daystar Clarion said:
Can't you just let me have this?

Why do you have to ruin this for me?

I thought we were friends.
We can still be friends, once my post count has caught up to your's.
I don't think I want to now.

You buzzkiller, you.
 

Doneeee

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'slow claps' Well done sir. This is good but not good enough. I believe you were meant for greater things Daystar, you were meant to scale olympus not just everest. You are meant to rise above everyone and reach the alpha and omega. Will you strive for 1 million post and reach nirvanna or stay content at this mortal milestone. It's now or never. It's your choice. It's time to decide...
 

him over there

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TopazFusion said:
*looks at your join date*

Took you long enough!

I'm over halfway there already =P
Well it's easy when you hang out in the forum games side of the site...

Happy ten thousand Clarion, this is for you:



Oops that was the wrong one...

here's your prize Daystar: