Tentacle Grape soda. Seriously.
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If only I could send this to one of my friends. Oh wait. I'll just email him.
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T-man's gonna laugh his ass off. This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time.
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T-man's gonna laugh his ass off. This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time.
The more I think about it, I keep thinking up great ad campaigns for this soda like:
"When I have to get up for school in the mornings, I am always so tired. But Tentacle Grape really wakes me up, and keeps me awake all day long!"
More followed that one, the puns getting worse as they go.
EDIT: Also this one:
"There's this girl named Amy who sits behind me in class. Every day she is really irratable and in a foul mood. Most of my friends said that she really needs to get laid. But then I got a great idea and got her to try Tentacle Grape. Now she can't get enough of it, and comes to school with a smile on her face every day!"
Wow I'm really gonna stop thinking about this now.
"When I have to get up for school in the mornings, I am always so tired. But Tentacle Grape really wakes me up, and keeps me awake all day long!"
More followed that one, the puns getting worse as they go.
EDIT: Also this one:
"There's this girl named Amy who sits behind me in class. Every day she is really irratable and in a foul mood. Most of my friends said that she really needs to get laid. But then I got a great idea and got her to try Tentacle Grape. Now she can't get enough of it, and comes to school with a smile on her face every day!"
Wow I'm really gonna stop thinking about this now.
"You can feel the energy flow through you!"Abako said:
"Its fantastic flavor will penetrate your taste buds!"
WARNING: Do not allow squid or octupi to consume Tentacle Grape, as the results would be catastrophic. Unless you're into that sort of thing.
Wow, I didn't even notice the pun until I went to the website and saw the front page image, and that was after reading trough posts 1-10, I was wondering "How the heck would these guys get 'hentai' out of a title like 'Tentacle Grape?" Then I saw the image and noticed how nose-tip touchingly close the word 'grape' was to... well, you know.
Epic Fail for me, I guess?
Oh GOD reading that 'about' page is really causing me to want some Tentacle Grape, curse my credit-card less ass!
Epic Fail for me, I guess?
Oh GOD reading that 'about' page is really causing me to want some Tentacle Grape, curse my credit-card less ass!
Agreed. Oh man, i need to tell my friend about this!MONTGOMERYWOODRUFF69 said:
I think this maybe their slogan: WATCH OUT! You gonna get GRAPED!TMAN10112 said:
I took that from the about section.
You're getting graped, that's why it's "hentai".
If you were to translate "hentai soda" into English, you'd get "pervert soda".
So, all tentacle fans and schoolgirl fanciers, get your soda at that website!
If you were to translate "hentai soda" into English, you'd get "pervert soda".
So, all tentacle fans and schoolgirl fanciers, get your soda at that website!
Does that mean that since I figured it out from the title I'm a sick bastard? Damn it!Indigo_Dingo said:
I would like to meet the marketing team behind this drink and personally congratulate them for blowing my mind. This is the coolest soda since Vanilla Coke.
