"Terrible" thing you have found on the internet

[Monkfish Acc.]

Seen a bunch of suicide .gifs, a horse rupturing some dude's anus, and this one video of a guy tearing his dick apart with a screwdriver.

I don't even seek this shit out, what the fuck.

That's "The Pain Olympics", isn't it?

I thought the original one was fake?

Different one, I think. It was a standalone video.
Originally he started stretching it apart with other shit. Some like small jars and bouncy balls or something.

I dunno, I wasn't really paying rapt attention.

 

[LiberalSquirrel]

The most terrible thing?

Spoiler: Lex Luthor. He took forty cakes...

And yes, that image is completely innocent and safe for work, for anyone who hasn't seen it. That was just what immediately jumped to my mind when I saw this thread.

...I tend to avoid things that will make my mind weep because of sheer depravity.

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

Also, "My Immortal". That Fanfiction was so bad it was funny.

 

[zombiejoe]

Also, "My Immortal". That Fanfiction was so bad it was funny.

what's it about?

Sanheili porn.

The primary reason I stay off of 4chan now.

I don't know what it is and I already know it's bad.

 

[thethingthatlurks]

There's this thing called "Offended." It's a really wholesome site, full of nice people with good christian values. You'll find it on EncyclopediaDramatica.com. Enjoy!




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Ok, if you're reading this, you either know not to go there, or have recently returned. To the returning people, yes, it was traumatizing. No, a screwdriver/fork/spoon will not help in getting those memories out of your brain. And yes, I am quite pleased with myself for having made you go to that site. Actually, I didn't. Your own curiosity made you go there. That's right, your new-found trauma is of your own making. I hope you now understand the internet.

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[CM156_v1legacy]

Also, "My Immortal". That Fanfiction was so bad it was funny.

what's it about?

Sanheili porn.

The primary reason I stay off of 4chan now.

I don't know what it is and I already know it's bad.

The fact that Harry Potter is a bisexual gothic vampire and Draco is his ex-lover. Voldimort is spelled ?Volximort? and there are way to many demented things. Spelling there is a joke, and reading it is just to fun. But still bad.

 

[Detective Paul]

I was looking at a few flash animations one day when I came across one about a blue moose chopping down a tree. It seemed innocent fun a t first until he had to CHOP HIS OWN LEG OFF WITH A SPOON. The pure sickness of it was like a car wreck where the victims urethera was pulled out and stretched across the dashboard.

 

[Laser Priest]

Also, "My Immortal". That Fanfiction was so bad it was funny.

what's it about?

Sanheili porn.

The primary reason I stay off of 4chan now.

I don't know what it is and I already know it's bad.

Like this, but with more dicks.

 

[cryogeist]

Well i typed in
"your fucked" in google images....
*shivers*

 

[zombiejoe]

I was looking at a few flash animations one day when I came across one about a blue moose chopping down a tree. It seemed innocent fun a t first until he had to CHOP HIS OWN LEG OFF WITH A SPOON. The pure sickness of it was like a car wreck where the victims urethera was pulled out and stretched across the dashboard.

Um...that sounds a whole lot like Happy Tree Friends. It's an animated series in which the characters constantly die in gory ways. And one character is a blue moose, so I'm pretty sure it's Happy Tree Friends.

 

[penguindude42]

BEN. He was this...thing that looked Link from this Majora's Mask creepypasta.
"Haunted Majora's Mask", is the title, for those of you who are interested.
There's also that glitch Pokemon with the female symbol as its name. It sings.

And whatever you do, do not, I say, DO NOT read The King in Yellow, lest you go mad.

-TOM

Cr@ptcha: "was ogniff"

 

[Throwitawaynow]

Video of 3 kids beating an old man to death with a hammer. They were arrested but the video was leaked before that.

 

[zombiejoe]

BEN. He was this...thing that looked Link from this Majora's Mask creepypasta.
"Haunted Majora's Mask", is the title, for those of you who are interested.
There's also that glitch Pokemon with the female symbol as its name. It sings.

And whatever you do, do not, I say, DO NOT read The King in Yellow, lest you go mad.

-TOM

Cr@ptcha: "was ogniff"

I know all of that stuff, except the king in yellow. Description that would not make Cthulhu go mad?

 

[shiaramoon]

4 words: 2 girls, one cup
*shudder* I only saw the very beginning of it by accident when I was looking up a verbal description out of pure curiosity..... ewwwww....

 

[PunkRex]

You ever been to 4-chan?

 

[JWRosser]

Offended.


All of your worst dreams come to life. What is seen cannot be unseen.

Also, One Priest One Nun.

 

[lovemyredguitar]

Some South American 5 year old getting slowly tortured by a drug cartel soldier. Yeah pretty gruesome......

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

Lolcats