Testicles - Let's talk about 'em

[Boneasse]

Yeah, as the title in the thread says, let's talk a little about something all men hold dear to their hearts: Their balls.

You might think this sounds pretty vulgar, but all I want is to ask all the guys on the Escapist a little question;

Have you ever recieved a hit / punch / kick / instrument / something else, to the area between your legs, making you double over in pain?

If so, then tell us about it - share your pain brother. It's something you don't just forget.

As for me? I did so today, actually, which prompted me to make this thread: I received a football soccerball with full speed straight to the groin today. I couldn't walk for 5 minutes, just laying on the ground moaning in pain. It's not the first time I've been hurt 'down there' but I won't bother you with any more details.

Can you still remember this happening to you, even if it was years ago?

And to all the girls, might feeling a little left out, I can ask you this;

Have you ever been the one to dish out pain to a guys' nuggins, be it on purpose or not? And if on purpose, why?

 

[Stephanos132]

Got stung on the bollocks by a wasp once. That was unpleasent.

Edit: Of all the topics to get the 100th post on...

 

[Ignatz_Zwakh]

Okay, due to popular demand I'll explain how I've punched myself in the balls. ><

It was during a shift at the videostore I work at. The store had been empty for almost 2 hours and a coworker and I were bored stiff. Figuring there was no one in the store to offend, we slapped on some Protest the Hero and jumped around like idiots head-banging and flailing around. After about 4 minutes of this, a client came in the store. I panicked and kinda jerked my body and I dunno how, but my fist smacked my crotch. I literally fell onto my side and rolled around yelping. Twas a sad day.

 

[Super Toast]

A volleyball to the testes is an unpleasant experience; Something I know first-hand.

 

[Julianking93]

My first girlfriend broke up with me by kicking me square in the balls.

With high heels on.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Hmmm... well, I think I once swung a yo-yo, and it hit my dad in the crotch. There were no more children in my family after I was born.
Apart from that, can't think of any times... although, I do have a crap memory >.>

 

[Boneasse]

Got stung on the bollocks by a wasp once. That was unpleasent.

Edit: Of all the topics to get the 100th post on...

Hah, congrats, that's pretty sweet

Edit: Not the stinging of course, the 100th post

 

[rockyoumonkeys]

Pretty sure everyone with balls has gotten em squashed at some point.

And yeah, I've dished it out too. Again, I find it hard to believe that someone hasn't.

 

[latenightapplepie]

I got hit in the testicles full-force by a field hockey ball once.

Luckily, I played goalkeeper and the cup took most of the blow. Most. It was still quite traumatic.

 

[Scde2]

There was a time where a girl punched me in the balls.

...Probably for the lulz.

 

[Kimarous]

Sixth grade. Snowball fight. Some asshole grabbed a chuck of ice and threw it into my groin. On my back in an instant, crying out in agony. Idiots standing above me, asking "You okay?" "DO I LOOK OKAY???"

 

[7moreDead_v1legacy]

Dug my front wheel in to a rut at slow speed, balls met the stem of the bike...Crunch. That is just one of many.

On a side note they are a bugger to itch.

 

[Kukakkau]

Spiky caterpillar in my swim shorts...yeah they hurt more than you'd think.

Also kicked by a girl I know while she wearing steel toe cap boots I assumed the fetal position mid air and landed face down... all I did was say she did something slightly guyish as a joke

 

[Boneasse]

Dug my front wheel in to a rut at slow speed, balls met the stem of the bike...Crunch. That is just one of many.

On a side note they are a bugger to itch.

Really is satisfying to do, though, amirite?

 

[IrradiatedFish]

I was laying on the ground in my living room and my friend whipped a rubber-bouncy-ball (about the size of a tennis ball) at my crotch from behind. I was doubled over for a few quite a few minutes.

 

[7moreDead_v1legacy]

Dug my front wheel in to a rut at slow speed, balls met the stem of the bike...Crunch. That is just one of many.

On a side note they are a bugger to itch.

Really is satisfying to do, though, amirite?

Ooooooooooh yeeeeeaaahh!

 

[LastMondaysHangover]

Back when I was playing Pee-Wee hockey, we were running our practice drills and I had slap-shotted the puck with the intent of getting into the net.

Well it somehow managed to ricochet off the 2 posts and flying back right square into the balls. Ah good times