Testicles - Let's talk about 'em
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Let's not and say we did.
But the most memorable time I got hit in the nuts is when me and my girlfriend were playing with a water battle sliding it back and forth on the ground(we were bored). She sent it up in the air and it crashed into my nuts like a missile.
Thinking about it is still painful.
But the most memorable time I got hit in the nuts is when me and my girlfriend were playing with a water battle sliding it back and forth on the ground(we were bored). She sent it up in the air and it crashed into my nuts like a missile.
Thinking about it is still painful.
This is a fun thread 
As for me, it's not the initial hit that hurts, it's the aftertaste effect.
The initial kick of a soccer ball to my beautiful brass balls is fine, but then two seconds later the ripple finally makes it to the center of my ginormous gonads, causing a miniature earthquake within my terrific testes and thus causing a pretty painful after effect, with some cross-leggedness. But another two seconds later, my glorious grapefruits are back to their stabilized positions, ready to air-thrust/pelvic-thrust another day.
Balls of steel and testicles of iron baby!
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In all seriousness, I do tend to slap myself on occasion, with a brush on an iron bar or two. Most memorable time was the classic "Soccer to the junk" thing, happened at least 5 times.
As for me, it's not the initial hit that hurts, it's the after
The initial kick of a soccer ball to my beautiful brass balls is fine, but then two seconds later the ripple finally makes it to the center of my ginormous gonads, causing a miniature earthquake within my terrific testes and thus causing a pretty painful after effect, with some cross-leggedness. But another two seconds later, my glorious grapefruits are back to their stabilized positions, ready to air-thrust/pelvic-thrust another day.
Balls of steel and testicles of iron baby!
...
In all seriousness, I do tend to slap myself on occasion, with a brush on an iron bar or two. Most memorable time was the classic "Soccer to the junk" thing, happened at least 5 times.
I've got a stupidly high pain ignorance, and hitting me in the junk just gets my blood boiling.
not sure if this has already been posted, but getting hit in the balls reminds me of the story by David Lloyd the cricket commentator
Watch from 0:47 onwards
Watch from 0:47 onwards
ive been nut tap free for the past while. my friend however was talented enough to rack himself on a doorknob.
This thread is making me cringe alot
I've been kicked in the balls a few times. Nothing too bad though.
I've been kicked in the balls a few times. Nothing too bad though.
It just seems pretty fudged up dude. I mean, I hate the idea of ticks being anywhere near me. Your post just took it to the next level.oppp7 said:
In 8th grade PE there was this special ed kid that used to spit at me as we ran and usually hassled me whenever he got a chance. I figured, it was whatever, he's "special." All would have been good and well for him except he HAD to escalate it and put me in a headlock. A little bit before I blacked out, my hand shot out towards his crotch and I squeezed as hard as I could. "Ow! My balls!" And he was down. Suffice to say, he didn't fuck with me after that. Now that I think about it, no one did. lol
Ok, well I was walking to the kitchen and i must have stepped wrong or something because I squished my left nut between my right nut and thigh.Boneasse said: