TF2 Nametags - I have an idea

[bob1052]

As someone suggested on a server I frequent, I named my "Chieftain's Challenge" "Big Chief Fuckemup"

 

[subject_87]

I renamed my Eternal Reward 'The Smooth Criminal'. Maybe I should call my rocket launcher 'The n00bcannon'.

 

[The Amazing Tea Alligator]

I've named:
- Shotgun -> Gentlemanne's Shooter of Excellence
- Rocket Launcher -> The Tea Shooter
- Respectless Rubber Glove -> Gentlemanne's Dueling Glove
- Holy Mackerel -> The Salmon of Doubt

And I will be naming:
- The Powerjack -> Teaöllnir, Hammer of High Society
- Flaregun -> Dueling Pistol
- Minigun -> Sascha

 

[atomictoast]

Currently trying to think of a name and description for my Gold Bill's Hat.
Any suggestions? I'd prefer it actually reference Bill. Something epic about his sacrifice.

 

[Irridium]

I know someone who renamed the Degreaser "Brave Little Toaster".

It's totally awesome.

Also I found someone who renamed the Mad Milk to "Mann Milk".

I myself am not too fond of nametags. Just seem rather "meh" to me.
Ah well, one more thing to trade for hats I suppose.

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

I'd totally name my scout pistol "Well that's rare, isn't it?"

 

[Theron Julius]

My older brother has some awesome names for his spy weapons.

"That Is Not Dead Which Can Eternal Lie" for his Dead Ringer

"With Strange Aeons Even Death May Die" for his Eternal Reward

Ah, don't we all love Lovecraft? (Har har pun!)

 

[Stoic raptor]

I named my (black-coloured) torque 'My other hat is a Gibus'.

And I saw a kritzkreig named 'Adolf Kritler'. Best. Name. Ever.

Hey, I saw someone that had a kritzkreig with that name. That must have been you.

Well, I usually use Heavy most, and I am pretty good at it, so I named my mini-gun "The Raptor's Barrage"

 

[Shockolate]

My friend named his Huntsman the "Shit What The Fuck".

Said friend's friend also named his Kritzkreig "Adolf Kritler". Not sure if he was the first.

The first friend also saw a scottish Resistance named "The Negrotiator"

 

[Goldeneye1989]

The best I've seen is a Your Eternal Reward named Julia Gillard.
I laughed really hard at that.

Then it clicked when I got backstabbed and I laughed some more. Oh and a minigun named Spinny Mcspin spin.

Hells yeah, thats Mine
Matoise

I also have a Minigun named Vera with the description "6 Men came to kill me one time, the best of 'em carried this."

 

[Pielikey]

I read somewhere that someone is currently in the process of renaming every single weapon he has to be "The Backburner".

My Shotgun is named "Pie's Herp Derpinator" at the moment.

 

[Internet Kraken]

That's all the pointless crap I renamed. Like most named items, they aren't particularly notable. I actually haven't seen a custom name that made me laugh yet. Most of the time it's just the safe tired jokes, like naming the Mad Milk something cum related.

 

[Caligulust]

I have yet to name something, though I will probably change the name of my Ambassador to "The Delegator". There's a reference behind that.

 

[Dana22]

Carl "Motherfucking" Gustav - Soldiers Bazooka.

 

[Slick Samurai]

I've named my Sydney Sleeper the "Bodyshot Bonanza" and my Eyelander "Bottle O' Scrumpy". The latter is because of a bug in the Demo's dialogue, where whenever he kills someone with the Eyelander, he refers to it as his "Bottle O' Scrumpy".

 

[Cobelo]

I got bored and changed the name of my Sydney Sleeper to the "Yellow Highlighter". Still trying to think of how i should use my other name tag.

 

[Evil the White]

I named my (black-coloured) torque 'My other hat is a Gibus'.

And I saw a kritzkreig named 'Adolf Kritler'. Best. Name. Ever.

Hey, I saw someone that had a kritzkreig with that name. That must have been you.

Well, I usually use Heavy most, and I am pretty good at it, so I named my mini-gun "The Raptor's Barrage"

Nah, it was someone I played in the Highlander games with for that. I don't have another name tag to do that.

 

[Altorin]

Is there enough space for 'unresolved mommy issues'? If so, do that.

I intend to give some kind of legendary name to my rifle, but am yet to think of one.

The Manly man rifle?

I think the correct term is

"The Mannly Mann Rifle"

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

Could name the sniper rifle '7.62 migraine'

Or whatever calibre it's supposed to be...

7.62 would be reasonable enough. Might be .308 or .30-06 as they are all common rounds for the purpose (the purpose being the application of bullets to a man sized target at 700+ yards). 30-06 migraine sounds a bit better I think.

 

[maeludir]

I renamed my Sydney Sleeper (back when it was a decent rifle) to "Urine Trouble"
This second one only Brits will get, but my butterfly knife is called "Knife To See You", with the description as "To See You Knife".
And my Halloween axe is called "Unusual Bottle Opener".
OH, and my frying pan is called "The One Pan", which was funny for half an hour one evening on my favorite server when a bunch of us were drunk just meleeing with the frying pan and making puns.
I'm also still looking for a name for my normal sniper rifle, and also a name for my pipe/sticky launcher.