TF2 Pyromania Update, Day 1

[Mr.Mattress]

Soldier needs a Home [http://www.teamfortress.com/pyromania/soldierhome/]

"You Never Clean!" Marasmus Screamed, "The Toilets Filled With Sour Cream! The Skull you're holding feeds on souls! T'was Forged In Hell! It's not a Bowl! You eat my Food! You wear my Robes! Enough, I say! Now Hit the Road!"

"He's not to clever," thought the Spy, "Maybe I don't need to lie. I'll just sit still. I just won't breathe. Perhaps he'll think I'm dead and leave." "Oh Good!" The soldier said, however. "I think he's Dead! I'll Stay Forever!"

 

[DustyDrB]

Ohh ohh, what about a big bundle of dynamite?
Oh, except it's a melee weapon.
And it comes with a shield.

And it has a nerf that makes using your guns obsolete.

And the nerf also caters to using the Wee Booties or Bootlegger.

And there is no downside to using it during Medieval Mode.

This is my nightmare.

In a normal CTF game yesterday, we had four Demoknights (Also: two engies who built sentries right next to each other, one with a Dispenser right in front of his sentry so it blocked the sentry's LOS for an entire area). After much frustration, I just switched teams so I could demonstrate why their strategy sucked.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

This is my nightmare.

In a normal CTF game yesterday, we had four Demoknights (Also: two engies who built sentries right next to each other, one with a Dispenser right in front of his sentry so it blocked the sentry's LOS for an entire area). After much frustration, I just switched teams so I could demonstrate why their strategy sucked.

It's not that Demoknighting is a bad stratwgy - my most-played is a Loch.'n' Load Eyelander Demo, averaging around 7:1 KDR in a pub - it's that it barely is useful to use anything but the Eyelander, and more than one Demoknight usually leads to both players being at war for kills and ultimately getting none, and the enemy team starts to use anti-Demoknight loadouts. (Degreaser-Axetinguisher, Sentries, Natasha).

In essence, it's like a Spy more than a Demoman. One is good, two is pushing it, three is too much. If they're bad, they are a waste, if they're good, they really change the tides of the round. When I play, I usually am the main Sentry destroyer, Pyro killer, and crowd killer.

 

[Dryk]

I am so looking forward to equipping my Quick Fix and finding a Scout with that new Scattergun