tf2 science

[Gindil]

Where did the engineer learn those sweet dance moves?

The Rabbids were a pet experiment of his

Why does the Medic love Kritzkrieg so much?

 

[Nickthequick]

A: Because it secretly loves him back.

Q: Why does the golden wrench never appear to those who ask for it?

 

[zombiejoe]

A-They are fighting over sports teams they just forgot the teams

Q-Was does the snipers urine put out friends who are on fire but make fire more effective when used on enemies?

lol at your answer

 

[ThatSexyGuy]

A:Cause it's a mean wrench.

Q:Why does Heavy love this doctor?

 

[Dr. Paine]

A:Cause it's a mean wrench.

Q:Why does Heavy love this doctor?

A: Because he is a credit to the team, of course.

Q: Does anyone else think that the Pyros could be of opposite gender (one is male, the other's female)? Or are they just robots?

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

A: There are some questions even science can't answer.

Or more correctly, doesn't want to.

Q: Where does the Spy get all those sappers?

 

[ThatSexyGuy]

Aapper Rouge, He won a contest.

Q:How did the Sniper not get exposed to Australium.

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

A: By channeling Saxton Hale. Solves any problem.

Q: What is the combined IQ of all nine classes?

 

[The Amazing Tea Alligator]

Mary Poppins

That movie got a lot better once I realized that she has a bag of holding.

A: 3

Q: How many engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

[Vigormortis]

Mary Poppins

That movie got a lot better once I realized that she has a bag of holding.

A: 3

Q: How many engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Zero. A machine built buy him does the work.

Q: Why doesn't the medic carry a dispenser instead of a medigun? Seems it'd be more useful...

 

[Russian_Assassin]

A: I honestly do not know!

Fucking Medics. How do they work?

Q: Why is Heavy heavy?

 

[reg42]

With ICP references.

Why is sandvich such a good friend?

 

[Russian_Assassin]

A: Because you are headcrab zombie.

Q: Is spy a God?

 

[IronDefender410]

A: Because the meat is from a rare boar on top of Mt Olympus

Q: How does Natasha make people slow down?

 

[ThatSexyGuy]

A:Boolets are heavy when lodged in body.

Q:Why is the Soldier xenophobic.

 

[trooperpaul]

A: Because he's Republican.
Q: Why is there no cake?