My NV Buff Banner: Shock and Awe
My Battalions Back-up has a desc that says: "C'mon, you maggots want to live forever?"
My Holy Mackeral: has been named "Touch My Bass" with the desc "Time to go fishing."
My Degreaser has been named: "The Gas Man Cometh"
My Ubersaw has a desc that reads: "Well, aren't you in a SAWry state!"
I have a Spy Knife with the Name "The Point" and the desc "You'll get it eventually."
I have a Shotgun with the name "The Backup Plan"
I have a purple top hat which is named "Willy Wanka's Drunkard Topper"
I have a Shortstop renamed "Pack-A-Punch"
I have a Bombing Run renamed "Runaway's Psychic Survival Cap" with the desc "Goggles not included"
I have a white Spy Fedora named "Smooth Criminal"
and finally I have a softcap named "Sergeant Kemper's Bastard Cap"
http://www.tf2items.com/id/sir_kemper
It's a hobby, of sorts.