Thank you, America.

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Ghost

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The bottle attracted me, it looked like fucking green Nuka Cola. But damn the taste was a disappointment, it's like watered down Sprite or 7up.

Thank you for Oreos though. And when we had Lucky Charms here, they where awesome. There's a bit of irony in not selling Lucky Charms in Ireland isn't there?
 

PettingZOOPONY

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Oyster^^ said:
bibblles said:
For those of you not from america, Mountain Dew is the quintessential gaming drink in America. Lemon/Lime Citrus, very very carbonated, very very caffeinated.
Interesting all this talk about mountain dew being the super energy drink. In Canada its a pansy over-sweet drink that's caffeine free o_O. However, there's an Energy Drink versio called AMP. And I drink that shit just about every day.
Mt Dew is def not the quintessential gaming drink maybe the marketers want him to think, also AMP jesus i saw that shit eat through the cans it was in 3 months that shit better give you some atomic energy.
 

TheAmokz

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I am a self appointed emissary of the Finnish. I would like to say, we forgive you for supporting russians during WW2.

Most importantly, I would like to thank you for bringing Dr Pepper to our forests.

It is truly a bevarage from the heavens.
 

VonBrewskie

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You're welcome buddy! Thank you for your back-up in most of the wars we've had, (a British Special Forces Soldier pulled my buddy to safety during an assault and we have him home safe now because of it), Hugh Laurie and Stephen Fry, The Pythons, Rowan Atkinson, Princess Di, The IT crowd, (basically, all of the quirk British humor you all produce), and your natural curiosity and friendliness when you come visit my beautiful city of San Francisco. Most of us have long ago forgiven Great Britain for...that unpleasant business centuries ago. I have your back whenever you need it. So does the rest of my family. I'm sure the majority of Americans have you covered too.
 

CrazyCapnMorgan

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I think we're even in my book.

You gave Bill Hicks the "cult" status over there in England that we never gave him here in America. *Also, the British Prime Minister (at the time) Stephen Pound called an early day motion titled "Anniversary of the Death of Bill Hicks" on February 25, 2004 in which he said,

"That this House notes with sadness the 10th anniversary of the death of Bill Hicks, on 26th February 1994, at the age of 33; recalls his assertion that his words would be a bullet in the heart of consumerism, capitalism and the American Dream; and mourns the passing of one of the few people who may be mentioned as being worth [sic] of inclusion with Lenny Bruce in any list of unflinching and painfully honest political philosophers." He then went on to recite Bill's "It's Just a Ride" speech. (this was taken off of the wikipedia page of Bill Hicks*)

If I had the ability to travel abroad, I'd love to have some tea with you guys. I imagine some conversations would get rather interesting.
 

VonBrewskie

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TheAmokz said:
I am a self appointed emissary of the Finnish. I would like to say, we forgive you for supporting russians during WW2.

Most importantly, I would like to thank you for bringing Dr Pepper to our forests.

It is truly a bevarage from the heavens.
Yeesh. Yeah, sorry about that. We kind of had another much stronger and scarier group of nasty dudes to contend with at the time and needed the back-up, but yeah. No excuse. Sorry about that. While we're on the topic, my fellow Americans, STOP BRINGING UP NAZISM TO OUR GERMAN TOURISTS WHEN YOU MEET THEM. That shit is long past. They hate it. We should be gracious hosts when ANYONE from another country shows up to spend money and learn about how we live over here. Anyone could rub our faces in our previous, current, and certainly future behavior. It's not decent to insult the German people that way. Wake the hell up, my fellow Americans. (Sorry. I was at my bar this weekend and I kind of flew off the handle at some of my countrymen for harrassing a group of German tourists about that Nazism bullshit.)
 

Adam Galli

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Optional Opinion said:
Most importantly, I would like to thank you for bringing Mountain Dew to our shores.
Try Mountain Dew Whiteout if you can find it over there. A hundred times better than regular Mountain Dew in my opinion.
 

strigon33

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silver wolf009 said:
Umm... your welcome. I mean, if I had to pick something to thank America for, I would thank us for MEGADETH. But your thanks are appreciated.
What about Red Hot Chilli Peppers??
 

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Optional Opinion said:
I am a self appointed emissary of the English. I would like to say, we forgive you for throwing the tea into the Boston Harbour, we forgive you for having better dental care than us and we even forgive you for Jersey Shore *shudders*

Most importantly, I would like to thank you for bringing Mountain Dew to our shores.

I might be late in finding these bottles in our shop fridges, but I don't care. Thanks, these are some bloody good beverages.

I don't know how long Mountain Dew has been stocked in our shops but if you haven't tried any then I suggest you find some.

I would also like to thank you for making 'Family Feud' so we were able to copy you and make 'Family Fortunes', yes this was years ago but I would still like to say thank you, I grew up on Family Fortunes.
It's been in Ireland recently as well, can't say that I'm fond of it. Blegh.

also, why do the mods hate memes so much? Someone got banned for a week for posting one.
 

Link_to_Future

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Seeing the title of this thread and the amount of posts made me expect a trolling OP.

I was pleasantly surprised.

So thank you English emissary. You gave me a good chuckle this evening. :)