Thanks Obama.

[Jux]

Fucking termite infestation. Thanks Obama.

 

[Fat Hippo]

I failed on the final mission of Invisible Inc. when everything was going so well. Thanks Obama!

"Obama" isn't even considered a word in my internet browser's spell check. Thanks Obama!

CAPTCHA: "none of the above"

Obama obviously doesn't feel responsible for any of his misdeeds, and has taken over the captchas. Thanks Obama!

 

[dalek sec]

Stupid window is leaking... thanks Obama!

 

[Barbas]

We still haven't cleared all the crap out of the garage, Obama, god damn it.

 

[Headsprouter]

Clip a nail too short and it hurts? Obama...

 

[Barbas]

I've been sitting here so long I've got buttcramp. Thanks, Obama.

 

[Headsprouter]

Now that I want time to move fast, it starts to go slow? I thought he'd fix this...

 

[KyuubiNoKitsune-Hime]

My ship in FTL Just got smacked down by the Rebel Flag ship... Thanks Obama.

 

[Dalek Caan]

I'm running out of Coke-Cola. Thanks Obama.

 

[Fractral]

No milk left in the fridge? It's all your fault, Obama.

 

[Dalek Caan]

My leg just fell off. Thanks Obamacare.

 

[Barbas]

Where's my coffee cup gone? I swear to God, Obama...

 

[Roxas1359]

I just lost a Bonus Stage in Sonic 2. Thanks Obama!

 

[Barbas]

Nuclear war?

 

[Dalek Caan]

Capatcha getting more stupid? Thanks Obama.

 

[Barbas]

Typos? Quit shoving my keyboard, Obama.

 

[dalek sec]

Nintendo's president isn't showing up at E3 again? Thanks Obama!

 

[Barbas]

Silent Hills cancelled? Come on, Obama, we needed that.

 

[Headsprouter]

Bunny not being co-operative? Thanks, Obama.