Thanksgiving and some Lols

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Therumancer

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WOPR said:
Just thought I'd post a few funny facts about thanksgiving that I find hilarious and hope you will too!

(please note if this is flawed or trails off, I started typing at 5:00 am)

1) The first dinner, was more or less the English thinking they'd show off and show their power by firing off their guns while waiting for some food, upon the loud bangs the Natives were wondering what was going on so 90 Indians (I believe) showed up to see what was happening, then they all kinda had a laugh and ate food (of course they had to get more)

2) The lobster they had at the time was roughly 5 feet from claw to claw (and tasted AWFUL!) so while it is true there WAS lobster at the time; it wasn't very edible.

3) Turkey wasn't actually the "main food" of the meal, it was actually deer meat! (because I can't spell venisin correctly)

4) The Pilgrims were communist! (take that America! your first settlers are the thing you claim to hate most! -yes I am American )
EDIT: For anyone else saying "The English were a Monarchy" the Pilgrims themselves left England due to religious persecution and started a new life in "The New World" upon breaking off they had to establish their own government; which was "Communal Law" (aka Communism)


I'll add more/fix stuff when I wake up more... right now my head is about to smash into the keyboard

Happy thanksgiving everyone!
eat deer and shoot guns into the air!

...alright fine, eat loads of turkey!

Actually that's not what Communism is. Communism is the idea that all property belongs to everyone, and so on.

What's more it was a tiny colony so arguably, that could have worked temporarly, but it's still not what happened.

The Pilgrims had a governor who called the shots the first governor was:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Carver

He was replaced by

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Bradford_(Plymouth_governor)


Who was elected 30 times consecutively.


So basically what happened was when the Pilgrims arrived they didn't set up a communist commune, but elected who was going to be the leader and final authority of their settlement.

I mean cripes, what do they teach you in history classes nowadays. This sounds like something an unusually fanatical liberal would try and sell.

The ship "landed", everyone signed the Plymouth Compact, and then voted for a leader. John Carver won, but he died. They held another vote and elected William Bradford as the new leader, and I guess he did a good enough job where he wound up being in charge for 30 years and is more or less the defining leader of the colony.

I mean maybe it's just that I'm on the East Coast (though not near Plymouth) where a lot of colonial history happened, but I am constantly shocked with the ideas some people have. Both about the colonists, and about the natives in this region.
 

WOPR

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Actually that's not what Communism is. Communism is the idea that all property belongs to everyone, and so on.

What's more it was a tiny colony so arguably, that could have worked temporarly, but it's still not what happened.

The Pilgrims had a governor who called the shots the first governor was:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Carver

He was replaced by

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Bradford_(Plymouth_governor)


Who was elected 30 times consecutively.


So basically what happened was when the Pilgrims arrived they didn't set up a communist commune, but elected who was going to be the leader and final authority of their settlement.

I mean cripes, what do they teach you in history classes nowadays. This sounds like something an unusually fanatical liberal would try and sell.

The ship "landed", everyone signed the Plymouth Compact, and then voted for a leader. John Carver won, but he died. They held another vote and elected William Bradford as the new leader, and I guess he did a good enough job where he wound up being in charge for 30 years and is more or less the defining leader of the colony.

I mean maybe it's just that I'm on the East Coast (though not near Plymouth) where a lot of colonial history happened, but I am constantly shocked with the ideas some people have. Both about the colonists, and about the natives in this region.
Okay thanks for the info, but isn't Communism where the government owns everything, not the people own everything?

Because I remember a huge fight/big deal about private property.

again I'm sleepy lol (I know it's no excuse just throwing it out there if I say something that makes NO sense)

on the note of how you're describing everything, I feel I should mention that Yes even though they elected a leader that doesn't mean they're not communist.

Communism is an Economy type (how they handle money and spending on people)
Democracy (because they voted on the Governor) is the Government type

Government and Economy go hand in hand although not the same.


(OFF TOPIC)
however looking at it; in an anarchy (no government; people control everything with no regulation; 99% of the time it ends in chaos) how would you put an economy on that?
 

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WOPR said:
Actually, being that we have representatives currently, and all that other fun stuff, we're a Republic, not a Democracy. (and honestly if we were a Democracy we wouldn't get anything done because we'd be counting votes and voting on everything... EVERYTHING!)

As for being Capitalist, I'm pretty sure we are, how else could the top 2% of the country own 90% of the money while the tiny remaining 98% of the population fights over that 10% cash?

But I'm getting off topic, this is about thanksgiving and irony, not government and politics.

I personally am wondering what it would be like to have a lobster 5 feet across from claw to claw as a pet.

EDIT: -and if it would be possible to ride on such a shellfish! (and yeah I thought of the "Giant Enemy Crab" joke...)
Uhh...what?

America IS a democracy; as far as I saw they elect their representitives, and their president. Just because you do not vote on every issue does not not make it a democracy.

Or maybe...democractic republic?

As for the lobster, never eaten it, but I hate seafood so. Although I am reasonably sure a lobster almost as big as me is taking the piss a bit...
No... Umm... how do I word it...

Yes we "vote" on our President, but in the end our representatives (congress) are what determine the president.

A prime example: If we were a real Democracy Al Gore would have won the 2000 election not George W. Bush, because Gore got the popular vote (the peoples vote) while Bush got the Representative vote (the congress vote)

And there was another election that had the same problem but I don't remember who it was between because I wasn't alive for that election.

EDIT: and that's kinda how we're a republic not a true democracy
not saying it's bad, not saying it's good, it just is *shrugs*

Funny how people will take things so zealously when it's just a name, it's not like my saying "It's a republic" will suddenly change how people live here.

Now then I'll be gone for awhile; the parade is on!
 

Therumancer

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Okay thanks for the info, but isn't Communism where the government owns everything, not the people own everything?

Because I remember a huge fight/big deal about private property.

again I'm sleepy lol (I know it's no excuse just throwing it out there if I say something that makes NO sense)

on the note of how you're describing everything, I feel I should mention that Yes even though they elected a leader that doesn't mean they're not communist.

Communism is an Economy type (how they handle money and spending on people)
Democracy (because they voted on the Governor) is the Government type

Government and Economy go hand in hand although not the same.


(OFF TOPIC)
however looking at it; in an anarchy (no government; people control everything with no regulation; 99% of the time it ends in chaos) how would you put an economy on that?

No Socialism is the idea of the goverment controlling everything. Communism inevitably leads to Socialism, when your dealing with a society of more than a tiny group of people.

In a Communist system the idea is set up where the hunters hunt, the weavers weave, etc... and nobody buys anything. They just come and get the food, or the clothing, or whatever as they need it, and everyone pretty much does their own thing. This is a simplistic and low end explanation of course.

Socialism generally occurs when you have a lot of people, and need a lot of highly specialized jobs, not to mention coordination to make sure that everything is done. The idea being that a centralized authority controls everything and doles it out based on need and also ultimatly assigns people to specific roles to make sure that everything gets done.

A basic example of this can be seen in Russia. To begin with the people rebelled against their aristocracy, feeling it was unfair that so few had so much, while the hard working lower classes had so little (which is a problem in every society). A lot of fighting took place as people rebelled in the name of communism. When the smoke cleared the people pretty much wanted their "Worker's Paradise", and pretty much everyone wanted to stop doing back breaking labour while expecting a society capable of supporting them in whatever they chose to do to contribute to evolve. Needless to say this didn't occur, and things fell apart. This is why Stalin stepped in, started the Gulags/Reeducation Camps, and so on.

Russia transformed into the USSR we knew, which stood for "Union Of Soviet Socialist Republics" where instead of leadership by royalty and nobility, or leadership run through capitolism and competition, everything was pretty much run by "The Party". While the Russians were generally called Commies, that isn't accurae, it's just the basis the society started from.

The same can be said of China, it was another revolt by the lower classes with dreams of some kind of shared communist utopia, that turned into Draconian socialism.

In general you'll find that there aren't any societies (except very small tribes perhaps) that practice a pure form of any social system. Just about everything is some kind of hybrid. The US isn't truely a democracy, nor are we truely capitolist due to the limitations we put on business (ie no monopolies and things like that). Mostly it's about what concepts a society is based around.

As I've said in other threads, the big problem with human society is that any system results in having a tiny group of people on top, and masses at the bottom. At the end of the day SOMEONE has to sweep the floors and take out the trash, and you need a LOT more of those people than you do managing, or doing prestigious jobs like being a Doctor. In The United States this is resolved through competition, cynically referred to as "the rat race" since overall competition involves things like personal charisma and ruthlessness along with things like pure intelligence or athletic abillity. Even a totally corrupt tool of a politician needs to convice other people that he's the guy they want to run as opposed to someone else. In a Socialist system the goverment winds up making sure all the jobs are done and ultimatly decides who does what, and who is going to get what. In Anarchy, the strongest guys wind up ruling through pure might and their abillity to force other people to do what they want. In Communism you kind of just hope that everyone gravitates towards doing the nessicary jobs on their own, and that like 95% of the people decide to do crap jobs on their own (which is why it doesn't work).

The situation is largely blurred, because as I said, groups like the USSR were called "Commies" but were socialists. The same can more or less be said of the Chinese.


The concern over Communism in the US is because that is how things start when your looking at a capitolist/competitive system. The people who wash out at the bottom (of which there are massive numbers of) are discontent and think that just because someone else competed better it's not fair that they get stuck in a rut. Communism in it's true form can be very seductive because to many people it holds the promise of being able to somehow do easy, or rewarding work, and be provided for with whatever they could want. It never works out that way, but it sounds really good when you do backbreaking labour. Let that kind of thing go on too long and you have an armed revolt, which ironically changes very little since you sitll wind up with 95% of the people on the bottom, including the people with those dreams.

"Commie Witch Hunts" were done pretty much because the revolutions that hit Russia and China and other places started with "rats in the walls", and any kind of revolution/civil war weakens a nation as a whole no matter how it turns out.