That awkward moment when...

[Jakub324]

My mum recently walked in on two of my friends discussing porn and masturbation (I was out of the room).
Another friend replied to an insult with 'So's your mum' when the mum in question was in the front seat of the same car.
I had to call my test result out in a French lesson. Everyone was saying 'Seven out of ten!' and shit. The lowest was six. Apart from mine; I got a grand total of zero.

 

[Torrasque]

-You go in to shake someones hand but they go for a fist bump.

whenever that happens, I just shout "PAPER BEATS ROCK. I WIN!!!" and de-awkward the situation.

... when you tell a joke or a funny anecdote and nobody laughs.

"Well... anyway, I thought it was pretty funny..."

That awkward moment when you show someone a hilarious video, and it is greeted with silence.

Your thought process as this happens:

Nobody's laughing... I hope they don't get impatient. Says "okay, wait for the good part, guys!"

Good part occurs. No laughter. You let out a nervous chuckle.

The video's going on and on. No laughter. Dear God, how could I ever have enjoyed this? I'm a fool! Abort! Abort!

I can never enjoy this video again...

If it will make you feel better, you can show me the funny vid and I'll lawl

 

[Aerosteam]

When you have an Internet argument you want to win but not sure how to respond to that person because you have no idea what point he's trying to make. Yep.

 

[The Funslinger]

-You go in to shake someones hand but they go for a fist bump.

whenever that happens, I just shout "PAPER BEATS ROCK. I WIN!!!" and de-awkward the situation.

... when you tell a joke or a funny anecdote and nobody laughs.

"Well... anyway, I thought it was pretty funny..."

That awkward moment when you show someone a hilarious video, and it is greeted with silence.

Your thought process as this happens:

Nobody's laughing... I hope they don't get impatient. Says "okay, wait for the good part, guys!"

Good part occurs. No laughter. You let out a nervous chuckle.

The video's going on and on. No laughter. Dear God, how could I ever have enjoyed this? I'm a fool! Abort! Abort!

I can never enjoy this video again...

If it will make you feel better, you can show me the funny vid and I'll lawl

I can't remember any specific videos it happened with. I just remember the feeling in the pit of my stomach that if I'd had a gun on hand, I'd have blown my brains out to escape the tension D:

 

[krazykidd]

That awkward moment when your friend tells you ?brb? and is gone for 10 hours.

I knew a friend who was like "brb, kettles boiled!" over Teamspeak. He hasn't returned yet.
...He said that in January. 2011, but I have hope!

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That awkward moment when you go to walk into someone, and you both step aside in the same direction to let the other go past, only to block each other again.

Even more awkward after the second or third time in a row.

Third? I wish - I've reached 7 before. Because you stop dodging at the same time they stop dodging, and then you both start side-stepping at the same time again, god...
Even worse when I'm running, and they are running in the other direction, we both try and move out of the way while continuing to run, and it turns into a game of chicken until one of stops and jumps into the nearby front garden. Then there's that bonus stage of awkwardness when we both jump into that same garden, with the house owner there. We can't escape, because we keep dodging into each other D:

That awkward moment when you fart in court. >.>

That awkwarder moment when they find out that you masturbate in court...
Moral of the story: Running is serious business.

Wow a judge masterbating in court , thats halarious .

OT: that arkward moment when you fart and sneeze at the same time , and everyone heard both .

That awkward moment when you are at a club and you let on rip just as the music stops ( see eminems video , just lose it).

That awkward moment when you want to kiss a girl but your not sure if she'll push you away .

That awkward moment ( and true story for me ) when your first time having sex with a girl was anal because it wouldn't fit in her vagina ( don't ask, we were both virgins).

 

[Goofguy]

Ahhh awkward moments.

Going to a urinal and, despite there being 5 empty ones, the next bloke stands right next to you and starts trying to strike up a conversation.

To all blokes that do that .... the very last place I want to be holding a conversation is over a porcelain bowl while i'm holding my cock.

That's when you use the age old "I guess this is where the dicks hang out" reply.

Classic.