That dick of a friend.

[kidwithxboxlive]

So today, has to be the shittiest day i can just about imagine. I like this girl. Like really like her. I was sitting with her, and my 'friend' came over, accompanied by other 'friends'. So im sitting there, while he is just trying to make things as awkward as possible, and just fuck stuff up. He pulls the 'Boner' prank on me. I have my blazer next to me, and im just sittin there. He then calls 'Boner alert' and everyone starts taking the piss. He leaves, and the girl i like, thinks that i was looking up her shirt and now, things are made awkward. Basically, do you have, or used to have a dick of a friend like that? Explain experiences please

 

[GestaltEsper]

I'm gonna regret this but..."boner prank?"

 

[icyneesan]

I am that friend :V Although I wouldn't mess up your chance with a girl you like.

One time me and my friends were playing Left 4 Dead 2, and we were doing swamp fever. My friend (lets call him 'Pat'), hadn't finished it yet, and gotten the achievement. So me, him, and 2 other friends were going through the level, doing all the regular stuff. We finally make it past the hordes and the tanks, and get to the rescue boat. Pat is coming up last as he tried to save our other friend. So I'm waiting, for him. My other other friend is shooting zombies chasing Pat. He's about half way to the boat. Hes low on HP. And then I shoot him. He goes down, and me and other other friend escape on the boat.

It's been about a year, and he's still upset at me about it.

 

[Flare Phoenix]

Umm what exactly were you doing that the girl thought you were looking up and not down her shirt?

 

[similar.squirrel]

and the girl i like, thinks that i was looking up her shirt

You should probably stop lying at her feet and also start using capital letters properly when you type.

Edit: He was probably insecure. All bullying comes from insecurity. You should quietly tell him that just because he's incapable of talking to women doesn't mean that he should ruin it for others.

 

[staika]

I am that friend muhahaha.

It all started when I just transfered schools for the 3rd time and I made friends rather quickly but after a while they liked to play pranks on me since I was so quiet just to try to get a reaction out of me. now I have different friends and they turn out to be the quieter types that I used to be so I like to mess around with em and I have to admit it is rather enjoyable.

 

[kidwithxboxlive]

I'm gonna regret this but..."boner prank?"

Basically, a 'friend' fakes that you have boner/hardon/stiffie/ what ever YOU want to call it. It results in people actually believing you have a hard on, and looking like a dick

 

[kidwithxboxlive]

and the girl i like, thinks that i was looking up her shirt

You should probably stop lying at her feet and also start using capital letters when you type.

Umm what exactly were you doing that the girl thought you were looking up and not down her shirt?

Just to clear up aswell, She was sitting next to me, and then she stood up when they came over. I didnt, and the dick of a friend was next to her. So, he said i was looking up her shirt, and i was actually looking at him.

 

[Jedamethis]

Nope. If one of those friends does come within our group of friends, we hammer him out sharpish. Funny, we seem to take in outcasts and turn them into better people. But sometimes it doesn't quite work. For instance, I befriended a bit of a dick in Year 7, now he's got a girlfriend and doesn't hang around with us anymore because he's one of the popular kids. Shame.

 

[Giest4life]

I think you have been singularly unfortunate in having dick friends. I lose people who are dicks pretty quickly. This is not to say that we don't have fun at the others' expense. Why, just the other day a drunk friend of mine tried to get me laid with a girl I had no interest in at a nice, uptown bar. Needless to say, it was painfully awkward for both, the lass and myself.

 

[TheHappySquid]

If she's disgusted at the fact that you have a hard on I wouldn't fancy your chances anyway. Sorry to be blunt.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Yup. I used to be friends with this asshole would always agree to be the DD (because I'd done it countless times for him) and always be drunk within minutes anyway. But that's nothing compared to how he treated women.

He was dating this girl he hated (for good reason, she was a giant *****) just so he would have someone to cheat on. He probably cheated on her a good four or five times, and I was there for most of them. Then he asked me to lie to her and tell her he hadn't cheated. I refused, and told him that if he gave me his phone (I forgot to mention, he wanted me to lie to her over the phone) I would tell her the absolute truth. He called me a bad friend.

I am not friends with him anymore.

 

[Dr Jones]

If she's disgusted at the fact that you have a hard on I wouldn't fancy your chances anyway. Sorry to be blunt.

Erm.. If i was a lady, sitting next to a guy, who may or may not have been inappropriately looking at me, and maybe had a boner. I would sound an alarm.

 

[artanis_neravar]

No. I slough off the assholes extraordinarily quickly. If you don't play by my rules, you don't become my friend. It's as simple as that.

You know for once I agree with what you said. (No offense intended)

OP: Quite the opposite, my friends would help me with the girl not try to sabotage me.

 

[TheHappySquid]

If she's disgusted at the fact that you have a hard on I wouldn't fancy your chances anyway. Sorry to be blunt.

Erm.. If i was a lady, sitting next to a guy, who may or may not have been inappropriately looking at me, and maybe had a boner. I would sound an alarm.

Yeah same here, but a guy I liked (continuing the whole if I were a lady thing) changes the situation.

If it's just some guy, then yeah that's kind of weird, but if there's a mutual attraction between adults (I've assumed OP and his ladyfriend are adults) who were previously perfectly happy hanging out together, otherwise alone, define "inappropriately looking".

Look at this from the other side of the table, if you're alone with a girl you like and you find out she's turned on by you why would that sound the alarm? (Unless by 'sounding the alarm' you mean 'sounding the alarm' amirite?)

Whereas if you're not attracted to her, then yeah it might be weird. My point being that if she's 'sounding the alarm' in this situation, then she probably wasn't too into him anyway.

 

[Dr Jones]

If she's disgusted at the fact that you have a hard on I wouldn't fancy your chances anyway. Sorry to be blunt.

Erm.. If i was a lady, sitting next to a guy, who may or may not have been inappropriately looking at me, and maybe had a boner. I would sound an alarm.

Yeah same here, but a guy I liked (continuing the whole if I were a lady thing) changes the situation.

If it's just some guy, then yeah that's kind of weird, but if there's a mutual attraction between adults (I've assumed OP and his ladyfriend are adults) who were previously perfectly happy hanging out together, otherwise alone, define "inappropriately looking".

Look at this from the other side of the table, if you're alone with a girl you like and you find out she's turned on by you why would that sound the alarm? (Unless by 'sounding the alarm' you mean 'sounding the alarm' amirite?)

Whereas if you're not attracted to her, then yeah it might be weird. My point being that if she's 'sounding the alarm' in this situation, then she probably wasn't too into him anyway.

A woman being turned on by a man is not the same as the opposite. At all. Men would likely feel better about a woman likin' em. I know i would. As a woman i still just wouldnt be turned on by a guy having a boner, and peeping up my skirt. Its just plain f****** creepy.

Also i would assume they are teens, what with the whole boner joke..

 

[ReservoirAngel]

I'm gonna regret this but..."boner prank?"

Basically, a 'friend' fakes that you have boner/hardon/stiffie/ what ever YOU want to call it. It results in people actually believing you have a hard on, and looking like a dick

How can a friend fake your hard-on?