Duke Nukem Forever. I swear, there's a good game somewhere in there. I'm certain there's a way to meld the best parts of Duke Nukem 3D with the cool stuff in Forever. I liked the driving - with a few tweaks, it could make a triumphant return. I liked the showdown scene in that one deserted village. I like the crazy power-ups. 'Roids and beer? Very Duke.
SSX Blur for the Wii. I had SSX Tricky on the Gamecube, and I played that a lot more than I should have. I say that, because no game has made me fly into such an apocalyptic rage like Tricky, but when I did well, it was still amazing. Blur, on the other hand, controlled like trying to alter a cruise ship's course by swimming against one side. It could have been so damn good, but it turned out to be god-awful.
Batman: Vengeance. A Batman video game with an art style identical to the animated Batman series, voiced by the same people as the cartoon. Yes, please. Wait, what's with these controls? What's with... THIS GAME?! FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU- this game is no good. Kevin Conroy, Mark Hamill and the rest, they deserve a better game. Oh, sure, they got it with Arkham Asylum/City, but Vengeance looked like the animated series that I grew up with and love with all my being.
Put it this way: Think of any movie, TV series, game, anything you like. Now apply rule 34. Batman: Vengeance is rule 34 applied to the animated series. It's not good rule 34, either, it's that legendarily creepy rule 34 that's usually made to troll people.
SSX Blur for the Wii. I had SSX Tricky on the Gamecube, and I played that a lot more than I should have. I say that, because no game has made me fly into such an apocalyptic rage like Tricky, but when I did well, it was still amazing. Blur, on the other hand, controlled like trying to alter a cruise ship's course by swimming against one side. It could have been so damn good, but it turned out to be god-awful.
Batman: Vengeance. A Batman video game with an art style identical to the animated Batman series, voiced by the same people as the cartoon. Yes, please. Wait, what's with these controls? What's with... THIS GAME?! FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU- this game is no good. Kevin Conroy, Mark Hamill and the rest, they deserve a better game. Oh, sure, they got it with Arkham Asylum/City, but Vengeance looked like the animated series that I grew up with and love with all my being.
Put it this way: Think of any movie, TV series, game, anything you like. Now apply rule 34. Batman: Vengeance is rule 34 applied to the animated series. It's not good rule 34, either, it's that legendarily creepy rule 34 that's usually made to troll people.