That Joke

[Tallim]

My go to joke doesn't work well in text.

I went bobsleighing the other week. Killed 30 Bobs.

 

[Haagrum]

For pure wrongness - A baby seal walks into a club...

For people with longer attention spans -
A duck walks into a bar and hops up onto the stool. It looks at the bartender and asks, "Hey bartender! Got any corn?" The bartender, after recovering from his shock, stammers out "N-no."

The duck asks him "Got corn?" again. The bartender says "No" again.

"Got corn?" "No."

"Got corn?" "No."

"Got corn?" "No!"

"Got corn?" "NO!"

"Got corn?" "NO, and if you ask again, I'll nail your damn beak to the bar!"

The duck pauses to consider this.

"Hey bartender! Got nails?" "NO!" "Got corn?"

 

[Gearset]

What do you do with a legless dog?
Take him out for a drag

 

[chaosbedlam]

A man runs over a woman while riding a motorbike who is in the wrong?...

the man... he shouldn't have been riding in the kitchen.

(cos nothing breaks the ice faster than a little outdated sexism.)

 

[Hagi]

What's black and if falling out of a tree breaks your furnace?

Spoiler: answer

Your furnace!

And one I saw on a t-shirt recently:
Anything not related to elephants is irrelephant.

 

[Amphoteric]

I took the highway out of New York,

The Mayor wants it back.

 

[RussetRanger]

I tend to let them out as time goes along, usually something idiosyncratic and dorky. It really depends on the situtation though.