Because I am not above blatantly ripping off and diametrically opposing other threads, let's take a moment to ponder on those genres that will always be relegated to the coldest, blackest, most reviled corners of our hearts.
For me, it's bullet hell games. They're nothing but a frustrating clusterfuck of particles arranged in the most UNFAIR formations possible that you can only learn to navigate through trial and error. There's no difficulty curve, it just goes from "Hey, time your dodges and watch out for the warnings before big attacks and you're good" to "You'd better just sit down and memorize the formations and stages because there's no way in hell to strategize or anticipate ANYTHING." When the upper end of your difficulty curve requires clairvoyance, you know the balance in your game is nonexistant.
I used to also hate tower defense games, but Plants VS Zombies won a warm place in my heart. I guess what I found different about it was the pace wasn't so breakneck and I constantly had a good idea of where I stood. I played Sanctum once for like 19 minutes but I just felt like I couldn't SEE everything I had and I couldn't tell the difference between all the enemies. So it seems there is at least one tower defense game out there for me (and soon to be two when PVZ2 comes out!).
So Escapists, what is that one genre that just always makes your blood boil, without exception?
Captcha: Cross the rubicon. I feel like that's a reference to something...but I don't know what it is.
For me, it's bullet hell games. They're nothing but a frustrating clusterfuck of particles arranged in the most UNFAIR formations possible that you can only learn to navigate through trial and error. There's no difficulty curve, it just goes from "Hey, time your dodges and watch out for the warnings before big attacks and you're good" to "You'd better just sit down and memorize the formations and stages because there's no way in hell to strategize or anticipate ANYTHING." When the upper end of your difficulty curve requires clairvoyance, you know the balance in your game is nonexistant.
I used to also hate tower defense games, but Plants VS Zombies won a warm place in my heart. I guess what I found different about it was the pace wasn't so breakneck and I constantly had a good idea of where I stood. I played Sanctum once for like 19 minutes but I just felt like I couldn't SEE everything I had and I couldn't tell the difference between all the enemies. So it seems there is at least one tower defense game out there for me (and soon to be two when PVZ2 comes out!).
So Escapists, what is that one genre that just always makes your blood boil, without exception?
Captcha: Cross the rubicon. I feel like that's a reference to something...but I don't know what it is.