"That Was Deep!" "No, You're Just Stupid."

[Nigh Invulnerable]

A mate of mine once said red cars go faster. Seriously. We were in Year ten I believe.

He explained it that it was because red paint is lighter.

We have never let him live it down.

woah. woah. RED THINGS DO GO FASTER. that is a proven fact...... i wish it were anyway. but i like the sound of this guy.

hmm. i avoid stupid people so, i have no stories to add :-/

You must be an Ork.

I once recall a girl in a US History class who got upset when someone mentioned America winning the American Revolution. She said, "Don't spoil it!" *Facepalm*

 

[Jang]

And for future reference, if they ever say "That was deep!", tell them that's what she said.

Maybe it's just my knowledge of biology which is inferior here, but wouldn't this actually be one of the rare "that's what he said" jokes?

 

[Bek359]

One guy I know was apparently thoroughly brainwashed by his Uber-Christian parents into thinking A) abortions involved cutting the limbs off of babies and letting them bleed to death and B) that the Salem Witch Trials never happened. Absolutly pathetic.

Well, the partial-birth abortion procedure (which absolutely everyone save malicious sadists is against) is pretty damn brutal, but doesn't invole dismemberment, so he's still totally wrong, but a little, tiny bit closer than one might initially give him credit for.

Easy now, I'm not opposed, and I can't help but think I'm the only one on the internet. I just looked up the procedure on Wikipedia, and it's actually not as bad as I thought. Not as bad as this kid thought either; apparently his parents made it sound like some kind Satanic ritual.

Ehh, I don't suppose your description of me was wrong either. I'm kind of a dick. You can oppose whatever you like, now, but be a little more careful on how you phrase it. I'm sure there's plenty of normal people who support it, too.

Oh, I'm pro-choice. I just care about facts more than ideologies, which, unfortunately, is a hard sentiment to find in this day and age. Thought I was phrasing it diplomatically. Sorry if I put you off or anything.

 

[Eggsnham]

Have you ever met anyone who is just THAT kind of stupid. There is no other way to describe the stupid, they're just THAT kind of stupid.

The kind of person that will post quotes on Facebook that they can't comprehend beyond a third grade level, who will look at you with an "lolwut?" face after uttering a word with more than 2 syllables?

Stories please.

You're gonna love this. In year 9, a girl in my class asked if Shakespeare was dead... seriously.

Wow.. She deserves a medal for that.

 

[Palademon]

And for future reference, if they ever say "That was deep!", tell them that's what she said.

Maybe it's just my knowledge of biology which is inferior here, but wouldn't this actually be one of the rare "that's what he said" jokes?

I guess either is valid.

 

[Prof. Monkeypox]

I was sitting in this classroom with a bunch of people I didn't know, and this small group of other students came in. They said they were doing a survey and wanted to know how many people knew who Napoleon Bonaparte was. Like three or four hands went up beside mine. Everyone else sat around with a blank face and someone called out: "I know who Napoleon Dynamite is, does that help?"

 

[run_forrest_run]

Me and my friend were having a philisophical discussion that somehow led to nazis and inevitably, swastikas. Upon mentioning these, the girl we were walking with asked if swastikas were those things on cigarrette packets.

 

[ejb626]

My friend tells me stories about a guy in his history class. I've met him and knew he was an idiot but I didn't know he was this stupid.
He's INSISTS that after World War II the British tried to build a battleship of ice and woodchips, the purpose of the ice? According to him ice is impervious to torpedos and an ice boat would definatly not melt if used in the Pacific theater of World War II.
He's also POSITIVE that Hitler was gay.
What sources does he cite, well he "saw somethin' about it on the discovery channel" oh yeah and of course "My brother studies World War II, I win!" a real quote from him.

 

[Scobie]

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[Combined]

Ninja is above me.

 

[Faulty Turmoil]

"Euthanasia? Isn't that like in Africa or something?"

I had a similar thing in English when the teacher said "What is Euthanasia?" To someone in class who wasn't listening and he said "Isn't it like the youth in Asia?" The whole class burst out laughing.

 

[ejb626]

My friend tells me stories about a guy in his history class. I've met him and knew he was an idiot but I didn't know he was this stupid.
He's INSISTS that after World War II the British tried to build a battleship of ice and woodchips, the purpose of the ice? According to him ice is impervious to torpedos and an ice boat would definatly not melt if used in the Pacific theater of World War II.
He's also POSITIVE that Hitler was gay.
What sources does he cite, well he "saw somethin' about it on the discovery channel" oh yeah and of course "My brother studies World War II, I win!" a real quote from him.

There was this thing called "Pykrete". They tried to make battleships from it. It was basically ice and sawdust mixed in to make a very strong and hardly melting mixture.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pykrete

Oh well I've learned something new then, trust me he's still an idiot, he didn't know about that stuff he just thought that it was regular ice and regular mulch and he still thought Hitler was gay.

 

[Prof. Monkeypox]

I had a Sociology professor in college who was Palestinian and English was not his native language. During one class after a particularly engaging lecture regarding his native county one woman in my class raised her hand and asked "When you dream do you dream in Arab?" Everyone just looked at her not quite sure how to process the question. The teacher ended up just saying "I need to go and have a cigarette."

I, too, once wondered about this...

...when I was five.

 

[Combined]

My friend tells me stories about a guy in his history class. I've met him and knew he was an idiot but I didn't know he was this stupid.
He's INSISTS that after World War II the British tried to build a battleship of ice and woodchips, the purpose of the ice? According to him ice is impervious to torpedos and an ice boat would definatly not melt if used in the Pacific theater of World War II.
He's also POSITIVE that Hitler was gay.
What sources does he cite, well he "saw somethin' about it on the discovery channel" oh yeah and of course "My brother studies World War II, I win!" a real quote from him.

There was this thing called "Pykrete". They tried to make battleships from it. It was basically ice and sawdust mixed in to make a very strong and hardly melting mixture.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pykrete

Oh well I've learned something new then, trust me he's still an idiot, he didn't know about that stuff he just thought that it was regular ice and regular mulch and he still thought Hitler was gay.

Also, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Habakkuk .

And pykrete pretty much is regular mulch and water mixed together and frozen. But, as you say.

 

[ejb626]

My friend tells me stories about a guy in his history class. I've met him and knew he was an idiot but I didn't know he was this stupid.
He's INSISTS that after World War II the British tried to build a battleship of ice and woodchips, the purpose of the ice? According to him ice is impervious to torpedos and an ice boat would definatly not melt if used in the Pacific theater of World War II.
He's also POSITIVE that Hitler was gay.
What sources does he cite, well he "saw somethin' about it on the discovery channel" oh yeah and of course "My brother studies World War II, I win!" a real quote from him.

There was this thing called "Pykrete". They tried to make battleships from it. It was basically ice and sawdust mixed in to make a very strong and hardly melting mixture.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pykrete

Oh well I've learned something new then, trust me he's still an idiot, he didn't know about that stuff he just thought that it was regular ice and regular mulch and he still thought Hitler was gay.

Also, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Habakkuk .

And pykrete pretty much is regular mulch and water mixed together and frozen. But, as you say.

Damn it now I've been made to feel stupid on a thread intended to make fun of stupid people.

 

[NoblePhilistineFox]

Hooray for Saskatchewan! Home of the "bunny-hugs"!

YAY!!
hya my Saskatchewanian brother, lets go drink some Vico ^_^

 

[fanklok]

In one of my classes last year someone thought that New England was Nothern Ireland, then a few days late I told one of my friends about it. She thought New England and Britain where the same.

 

[ThePoodonkis]

In a class of about 15 people, twelve got into a heated debate. The topic? In what continent the nation of Russia located?
I thought, okay, it could be considered to be in Europe or Asia. But of the three candidates for location, Europe was not on the roster.
You see, there were three candidates for what continent held the country of Russia. Those continents were Asia, Africa, and China. They settled on Africa, and I contemplated killing twelve people with a keyboard.

 

[Gildan Bladeborn]

A mate of mine once said red cars go faster. Seriously. We were in Year ten I believe.

He explained it that it was because red paint is lighter.

We have never let him live it down.

That's perfectly acceptable logic... if you're an ork. Red uns go fasta!

 

[Eggsnham]

My friend tells me stories about a guy in his history class. I've met him and knew he was an idiot but I didn't know he was this stupid.
He's INSISTS that after World War II the British tried to build a battleship of ice and woodchips, the purpose of the ice? According to him ice is impervious to torpedos and an ice boat would definatly not melt if used in the Pacific theater of World War II.
He's also POSITIVE that Hitler was gay.
What sources does he cite, well he "saw somethin' about it on the discovery channel" oh yeah and of course "My brother studies World War II, I win!" a real quote from him.

There was this thing called "Pykrete". They tried to make battleships from it. It was basically ice and sawdust mixed in to make a very strong and hardly melting mixture.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pykrete

Oh well I've learned something new then, trust me he's still an idiot, he didn't know about that stuff he just thought that it was regular ice and regular mulch and he still thought Hitler was gay.

Actually, it's pretty debated about Hitler's sexuality. I don't know enough about Hitler to give any definitive answer, but there is speculation that Hitler may have been gay.