"That Was Deep!" "No, You're Just Stupid."

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bleepbloopsheep

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back at my old highschool i knew a girl who after reading the entire book on monday and the whole movie on tuesday still did not know who scrooge from "A chrismas carol" was on wendsday

Also in that class we had a girl who literally thought she had seen a stone which controlled time

And another who didnt know if "smell" and "smartness" were words

my school sucked
 

JokerCrowe

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wow, this is a really elitist thread. A lot of the examples I just read were not really a testiment to someones stupidity, it seems to be more becasue of a lack of education. (but they were fucking funny :D
Anyway I don't really know that stupid people, I guess in my group of friends I'm the stupid one. (though I'm not, might just seem like it because I sometimes blurt things without thinking them over) A friend favourite was when I said in class that Shakespear was born in the 18th century. In my defense I must say that I was going to say the 1600's (though that's not true either isn't it? :p) but I forgot how many years to add when saying it in English.
 

Kimarous

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I'm fortunate in that I don't really know any "stupid" people, but then again, I don't know a lot of people in the first place and I tend to avoid people who DO seem potentially stupid. The few instances I do have don't neccessarily come across as "stupid" so much as "ignorant of the subject matter".

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1) I was speaking with my usual eloquence to a group of highschool dropouts and they occassionaly asked me to stop and clarify my wording, as they hadn't learned the more advanced terms I was using.

2) During a heated debate in Philosophy, I pointed out that my opponent was confusing "morality" and "legality" as the same thing, but I let it slide as it had more or less degererated into incoherent babbling by that point... that and the teacher brought us back on track immediately afterwards.
 

blankedboy

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Fiskmasen said:
I'm not sure what to be more scared of: The people uttering this nonsense, or the educational system?
You think YOU have it bad... here in New Zealand, it's a bunch of propagandaic bullshit until college (our college is your high school, our university is your college).
 

elementsoul

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stinkychops said:
ThreeWords said:
stinkychops said:
ThreeWords said:
Am interesting notion. I would argue that sherlock Holmes is admitted to be fictional and that I am not. Not that my existance alters the validity of comments I make. I like your style though.
And I yours, good sir, though in all my reading of the many Holmes books I've not a single admittion of fictionality; they are always written as if they were fact...

On a slightly related note, I recall there being a plaque to the honor of Mr Holmes at 221 Baker Street where he apparently lived, so there is in fact more evidence in his favor
I thought I read the place he 'lived' was fictional, but the street was not. The first one to forge citations wins?
Or you could watch Movie Bob's Sherlock Holmes movie review where he does a general telling of how the book series was created.
 

DominoSmith

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I was listening to the original Paranoid-you know, the only one worth listening to?-and a guy I went to school with said " hey, these guys ripped off the Jonas Brother's song!"
I said "Uhh, no, these guys have been around since the 70's"
Him: "Who's the singer?" Me: "Really? Ozzy Osbournre!!"
Him:"Who?"
 

Sakuji

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I work for a satellite tv company taking tech calls from customers. I had a lady call me up yesterday asking to cancel her account after having it for less than 24 hours. She claimed her husband and daughter both got headaches from the satellite beams we were shining down on her house today. I explained to her for 30 minutes that the satellites had been in orbit for over 15 years shining down on her house and they did not have headaches before. She ended up calling me I was an idiot and hanging up. I wish this was an isolated incident, but there are an amazing quantity of ignorant people in the US, and I think most of them have called me.
 

Sakuji

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DominoSmith said:
I was listening to the original Paranoid-you know, the only one worth listening to?-and a guy I went to school with said " hey, these guys ripped off the Jonas Brother's song!"
I said "Uhh, no, these guys have been around since the 70's"
Him: "Who's the singer?" Me: "Really? Ozzy Osbournre!!"
Him:"Who?"
LOL, who are the Jonas Brothers? I think this is a case of generation gap :)
 

metallicafan1350

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Someone in my 2nd year geography class thought that Amsterdam was the capital of England and refused to beleive anyone who said otherwise.
 

BloodyThoughts

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Guitar Gamer said:
BloodyThoughts said:
Okay, so this one time, I was walking with this one guy in an office building. We were going to go up the stairs because we wanted to talk to each other more. So we get to the stairs, and when I start to go up, he stops me and says,

"I thought this was the elevator."

I replied, "Um....no....these are the stairs...you know, the things you walk up on?"

"Well, walking up the stairs is hard. And I thought we agreed to go in the elevator."

"...We agreed to go up the fucking stairs, you moron. Now start walking."

"Pst...fuck you then, im going in the elevator."

Next thing I know, im watching him for half an hour figuring out what buttons to push to make the elevator go up.

Fucking idiot.
How was it again that you wanted to continue conversation with said man?


For me I had a good time convincing a person I know that ANCIENT Tombs are in fact ANCIENT
she got mad at me because I raised my voice at her.....................
He didn't seem like that much of a retard while I was talking to him before we got to the elevator...
Then I realized he is a retard.