the #1 funny reason your banned from the elevator
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my arse, it stinks... being in a lift with me after a night on the beer and spicy food is probably worse than being held upside down in a pile of manure on a hot day
this is why i am banned from the elevator
this is why i am banned from the elevator
I suppose it was perfectly fine that I decided to live in it... after all some rockstar dude did and they probably thought something of worth would come from me. But I guess they drew the line when I decided to use the corner as my bathroom and rummage through people's pockets to take shiny things.
It's okay though. I found a better elevator next door.
Notice: This has been completely made up for you entertainment.
It's okay though. I found a better elevator next door.
Notice: This has been completely made up for you entertainment.
I got banned from the elevator by having a brawl with 5 kids at 2 in the morning. I don't remember what started it but it was hilarious.
I got banned from using elevators when I cut all the cables in the hotels one and filled them all with Silly Putty.
I'm surprised no-one remembers, it was well published and I wrote several books on how and why I did it.
I'm surprised no-one remembers, it was well published and I wrote several books on how and why I did it.
I lick the buttons, they taste...interesting.
The responses lead me to believe that half the people here have never watched Letterman.
The responses lead me to believe that half the people here have never watched Letterman.
You know that button that stops the elevator and sends an instant call to engineers? Pressing that every day for a fortnight.
I read your post too fast and got the two mixed up. My apologies.kenne88 said:
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Well apparently that phone they had in the elevator was meant for emergency calls only, but I was just an old hobo living in an elevator and could use to talk to someone. I made up all sorts of stuff, like... there's a hobo running around naked on the floor. Maybe I was, but by the time they showed up I was already dressed and snoozing in my elevator. Another time was when I decided to strike up conversation, they were so rude when they said, "Sir, this is for emergency calls only. Please do not use this unless there is an actual emergency." they didn't even say goodbye, so I called them back to say it and they told me the same... I got sad and cried.
Eventually with the phone bills and the hotel getting fined for my indiscretions, I just wanted to talk to someone, they threw me out on the road curb and it hurt. I just want my cozy elevator with all the peoples that had shiny things. Is that so wrong?
