the #1 funny reason your banned from the elevator

[Julianking93]

How can I be banned from an elevator?

 

[ffs-dontcare]

My headphones are always on at full blast and people in the elevator can easily hear my Psyclon Nine and it disturbs them.

 

[peel15]

I took a peice of chalk drew a square around me and called it my personal space. I then made one thousand dollars off of a bet but they banned me from the elevator because after i won the bet by shoving the quarter up my nose i had to go to the hospital to get it out and they didn't want me to sue.

That was a good bet.

 

[dududf]

I started a Religion discussion with the Pope in the Elevator.

They Banned me when he, later that day went on a murderous rampage shouting "ALL OF MY LIFE WAS A LIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!"

 

[ProfessorLayton]

I love how the Escapist can take ANY topic and make a comment about being atheist in it...

 

[Gxas]

Maybe theres some deep, underlying message in his question?

ACK!

Now I can't help thinking of this thread as a zen question!

Perhaps being banned from the elevator is a metaphor for not being at peace with the universe?