The 9th Circle Of Gamer Hell

[MammothBlade]

Being strapped to a chair watching a stinky foul-mouthed middle aged woman "playing" farmville for all eternity whilst being really hungry and really needing to pee. Plus there are copies of the games you want to play in clear view reminding you of what you're missing. Not to mention you get pressure ulcers...

 

[DracoSuave]

Every game uses this. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Power_Glove]

 

[Tonythion]

and your avatar represents that statement better than i would have ever thought


Ot: what has been said about no thumbs or the modern warfare 2 lobby with headset fused to ear with no mute

It really does doesn't it?

 

[Tonythion]

All cut scenes and quick time events. Forever. For all eternity. Nothing else.

Hey, Dragon's Lair was amazing for its day...

I'll take your word for it

 

[Tonythion]

All cut scenes and quick time events. Forever. For all eternity. Nothing else.

There's already a game that is exactly that:
http://spoonyexperiment.com/2008/05/13/fmv-hell-mighty-morphin-power-rangers/

So the ninth circle has grown since I've last seen it...Hmmm troubling thought.

 

[Tonythion]

All cut scenes and quick time events. Forever. For all eternity. Nothing else.

I can not think of anything worst then this.

it is a horrible thought

A version of Homefront with only cutscenes and quick time events, also, Connor doesn't die.

*que Twilight Zone music and a spiraling decent while screaming "NOOOO!"*

 

[Sampsa]

Door bell ringing every other minute.

 

[FilipJPhry]

Loading screen madness!!

Spoiler: Video Clip

 

[mrdude2010]

escort missions. nothing but escort missions.

 

[Wanderer787]

Having to play nothing but Diablo II's Act 3 for eternity, and never leveling up. *PHHT*PHHT*PHHT*PHHT*

 

[Aethersniper]

Having only a single shooter to play for eternity, and being forced to choose between a three minute single player mode or a multiplayer filled with morbidly obese twelve year olds.

So basically Call of Duty.

 

[ExileNZ]

Don't take my word for it - take youtube's!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uvk8E9RwT5g (trailer)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3XNQja0H7I&feature=related (playthru)

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Deus Ex, except you don't get any upgrades at all and the stealth system is entirely removed: if you can move your crosshairs over an enemy, they can sense you. And because of no upgrades, you'll never be able to stand still long enough to be accurate enough to hit anything.

ffffffffFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU--

 

[Whyso]

a place where you can only get black ops
i'm over reacting but gaming would be universally despised and gamers to become dull and games would never be special or memorable ever again