The above user should never...

[Yureina]

Try to ride a pony

 

[Sacman]

Explode...

 

[steeple]

implode

 

[Yureina]

Try to fly a kite.

 

[spawn of jack]

Hug a cactus

 

[steeple]

marry a space-probe

 

[willofbob]

hug a space probe

 

[M0rp43vs]

Pull the pin outta a grenade and throw it...

 

[StormShaun]

Get any taller....haha, like that will happen...wait im sure he/she is short!

 

[pyramid head grape]

Jump on the bed.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Become the bed.

 

[steeple]

be one with the spud

 

[StormShaun]

Become THE chosen one.

 

[M0rp43vs]

@storm Ok,I am Asian, but I'm one of those rare tall Asians.(Such puny people, I can crush by sitting on them!)

Eat the marble,Wash the marble, Date the marble, BE the marble(half a free internet for the reference)

 

[StormShaun]

@M0rp Okay then, gotcha! (Also spongebob ref, got that one, haha)

Eat a clown.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Eat a zombie clown! O.O

 

[StormShaun]

Eat a clown with a hat.

 

[M0rp43vs]

eat a hat with a clown

 

[The Thinker]

Deny me my human sacrifice.

 

[StormShaun]

become a villain...

too late...