The above user should never...

[M0rp43vs]

Try to get a rabid wolverine girlfriend

 

[Dr.Susse]

To try and convince me Collingwood aren't the best Afl team ever.

 

[M0rp43vs]

not know what afl is

Spontaneously combust on the carpet. I just had it cleaned, how rude

 

[pyramid head grape]

Sell your heart of gold! :3

 

[staika]

Sell my eyes D:<

 

[pyramid head grape]

Think they have a value!

 

[staika]

Not know the incredible value of my eyes!

 

[pyramid head grape]

Do the crab walk! D:

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Take advice from a lobster.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Train a security billy goat by constantly beating it with a stick and shouting at it

 

[staika]

Do terrible things to the goats I give you D:

 

[pyramid head grape]

Bring goats into this!

 

[M0rp43vs]

Spontaneously combust in Ireland

 

[staika]

Not die when I kill you D:<

 

[pyramid head grape]

Come at my person! O>O

 

[Dr.Susse]

Trade all of his money for foam mattresses.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Not die when you are killed

 

[pyramid head grape]

Think the page ninjas forgot you!

 

[Tharwen]

Leave me alone like this, when I need him the most.

Fine. Leave. I don't care any more. I wish I'd never met you. I wish I was still back at that dirty little hovel where you found me. All in all, my life would be better. You've got me into so much shit. So much pointless, stupid, avoidable shit that I can fucking do without. I never wanted you here. You brought yourself into my life without even asking. I fucking hate you, you bastard. Get out.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Take left 4 dead playing advice from profound moments in left 4 dead