The above user should never...

[Agent Cross]

Try to turn on the electricity by putting keys where a plug obviously belongs. >.> Not that I did. Okay. Okay. I was 5. T_T

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Be allowed near keys and plug sockets again! *dramatic chord*

 

[Agent Cross]

That's actually funny since I'm listening to Blue Danube

OT: Should never give pony rides. Trust me. Kids are brutal.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Sound so wrong! O.O

 

[Agent Cross]

Take a shot of tequila and squirt lemon in his eye.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Challenge me to a drinking contest! :3

 

[Agent Cross]

Woooaaaahhhh there Pyra!!! Challenge Accepted!

OT: Drink a Walking With Jesus and follow it with the chaser. Blah!

 

[pyramid head grape]

An ethanol drinking contest it is! You first! :3

OT: Not know your Science. :3

 

[Agent Cross]

*lights a cigarette*
Okay. Here we g...
*bursts into flames*
Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!

OT: Fool me once.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Be fooled by science! :3

 

[AwesomeExpress]

throw a rave party in the morning after a night of heavy drinking.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Drink lighter than heavy! :3

 

[AwesomeExpress]

try to pet a dog with rabies.

 

[the spud]

Watch the movie "old Yeller".

 

[Dr.Susse]

Jump into a deep fryer.

 

[pyramid head grape]

NO U! at any given time! :3

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Overuse shockisms.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Think Shock owns them. :3

 

[saucecode]

hit the spacebar with one's pinky.

 

[pyramid head grape]

live in a subway. >.>