The above user should never...

[Dango]

Get a new heart.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Trade in your games. ;~;

 

[Dango]

@Pyra: But I always trade in games...

OT: Get a new hat.

 

[pyramid head grape]

@Dango: I just barely have any left Dx

OT: Wave your finger's around like that.

 

[Dango]

Bow to the king of Gondor.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Find the muffin man. He's a psycho

 

[Rooster893]

play Sonic the Hedgehog '06. That game was a trainwreck in every way possible. And this coming from a Sonic fanboy!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Blow up something.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Go extreme sky diving where they replace your parachute with an angry bear

^But that's one of life's pleasures

 

[pyramid head grape]

Find 99 ways to die.

 

[Dango]

Find any ways to die.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Buy a camera with red eye reduction.

It won't be needed.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Stop driving the bus.

 

[Dango]

Stop loving pokemon.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Fall asleep at the wheel.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Try to combining drinking and driving.

 

[M0rp43vs]

^But I love drive drinking!

Tell me what to do

 

[Dr.Susse]

Give up on the sweet allure of booze.

 

[M0rp43vs]

^Too late

Have to receive 3 indecipherable captchas in a row
... damn it

 

[steeple]

ride the lightning