The above user should never...

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

think its a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh no!

 

[pyramid head grape]

Lick a battery!

 

[steeple]

eat a battery... an artillery battery, to be precise...

 

[pyramid head grape]

use home-made magnet boots!

 

[Dango]

Try to pet a dingo.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Agree to my plans >:3

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Become a werewolf.

 

[Dango]

Go on a lifetime quest for vengeance.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Blink.

The angles man, don't blink!

 

[Dango]

Buy Brink.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Drink from a sink

 

[pyramid head grape]

Torrent!

 

[pyramid head grape]

Nom posts

 

[Smithburg]

face off against oddjob in a hat battle

 

[pyramid head grape]

Sell tickets to said battle!

 

[Dango]

Sell peanuts at said battle, while battling.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Sell things to questionable characters who want to sell things while battling.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Run a mile.

 

[UnusualStranger]

Wrestle a turtle.

 

[Rooster893]

Wrestle Goldberg.