The above user should never...

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Play an EC game.

 

[ZehMadScientist]

Ride a bicycle when you're drunk. Bruises. All. Over.

 

[Roxas1359]

Fire a T-Shirt at an old lady.
It may seem funny, but then the lawsuit comes...

 

[Roxas1359]

Never dangle a carrot in front of a hobo and try to have him pull you like a horse.
Hobo power is not the most potent power. Everyone knows that orphans are the best power.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Never kill someone with a rotten fish stick.

 

[Roxas1359]

Never taunt a monkey holding an Uzi.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Never wear white after labour day.
(I don't know why not either)

 

[Imthatguy]

Never fuck a cat