The above user's avatar is trying to kill you!

[Kae]

Oh crap it's going to run me over, I'll throw a bomb at it!
*gets flattened and bus explodes*

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Oh look it's a hero, they're delicious when barbecued.

 

[Roxas1359]

Trying roasting my flesh. Oh wait, I don't have any!
*unsheathes cane sword*
Come at me dragon boy!

 

[thesilentman]

Come at me, killer skeleton! We'll kill you quick!

 

[Roxas1359]

You mean again Pride-Al!
I've already had my shadow stolen and fought Moria so you're no match for me!

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

You do know cremation is the best way to get rid of the undead right?

 

[thesilentman]

No, but I do know that ice is the best way to take down dragons.

 

[thesilentman]

IT'S PRIDEPHONSE. PRIDEPHONSE!!!! AND YES I'll HURT YOU!! [sub]Convince me otherwise. [/sub]

 

[Basement Cat]

Thanks to your metal coating a microwave gun should cook your insides nicely.

 

[thesilentman]

ED!! Where's the formula for cat transmutation?!

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Heat the metal until it melts!
I'll make a sentient sword out of you.

 

[thesilentman]

SORRY, MY SHADOWS LAUGH AT THAT PATHETIC ATTEMPT. TRY HARDER, FURRY DRAGON.

 

[RaginDrage]

*Throws a barrage of cats!*

 

[thesilentman]

...Seriously? All of the things you can throw, and you throw cats? Cats?...

DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN THOSE KITTIES!!!! I'M UNABLE TO ATTACK!! RETREAT DAMMIT! RETREEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I have a flashlight.

COME AT ME, BRO.

 

[thesilentman]

I have alchemy.

COME AT ME, SIS.

 

[Basement Cat]

I have grues. It is pitch black.

You are likely to be eaten.

 

[thesilentman]

MY SHADOWS WIN.