The above user's avatar is trying to kill you!

[username sucks]

FINE! I'LL HELP YOU!! YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO HAVE SEIZURES IF YOU'RE... EXXPLLOOOOOODING!!!!

 

[Teoes]

Oh no, not another thread in which you're trying to explode me! NOWHERE IS SAFE! D:

 

[Terratina.]

Blurry thing, stop trying to make me a blur. Blur off!

 

[Headsprouter]

I'll just hide in a hole for a while until she goes away, that'll work!

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Aww shit, it's a Trapinch. HES GONNA HIDE IN A HOLE AND THEN BITE ME!

 

[Basement Cat]

I sick the badger on him!

 

[Epicspoon]

I spit in your eyes

 

[Teoes]

Something about Hank Hill in a Bane mask fucking terrifies me.

 

[Headsprouter]

MY VERY PHYSICAL COMPOSITION IS FALLING TO PIECES AS I SPEABEFHVBASDIOHBFIPHDBNJCVM

 

[Terratina.]

I'll just hide in a hole for a while until she goes away, that'll work!

OH HAI.

Oh, a Trapinch. That's vaguely less threatening than a headsprouter. Anyways, good thing I'm Flying type.

 

[Headsprouter]

K, BAI.

*digs underground*

(that's all I can do, really...)

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

OH GOD THAT JAW! Please don't eat my head

 

[Epicspoon]

If you're trying to kill me then it's not unethical for me to grope you without permission right?

 

[Headsprouter]

I already feel violated.

 

[Teoes]

What would it do if not try to kill me?!

 

[Headsprouter]

The answer is: dig underground.

 

[Epicspoon]

Propane flamethrower activated

 

[staika]

Go on and drag, you know you want to.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

He killed me WITH THE HAMSTER DANCE!

 

[TheRiddler]

Somehow, I thought the tentacley thing would be a bigger threat. Damn my presupmtiousness!