The above user's avatar is trying to kill you!

[xmbts]

Riddles? Whatever, I've played VLR before I can handle that.

 

[Headsprouter]

Oh, shit a knife.

 

[TheRiddler]

[puts on kaiser helmet]

Go ahead and try.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

Throw a remote control Batarang.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Wait why are you trying to kill me? Certainly we can work something out?

I don't want to kill you, I never did, and I don't want you to kill me!

How do we gain? you win, you lose a trade. I win I wait around for the next swordslinger thirsting to carve a reputation out of my hide.

I am going to let you up now, and if you insist, we can pursue this fracas to its final stupidity, or you can listen to my alternative.

HMM?

 

[Barbas]

Whew. Good thing I'm resistant to that!

 

[Protocol95]

Let's try a big ol' hammer and squash that squishy looking thing. If that don't work, run and die.

 

[Barbas]

Hyoomens? Blech! Bring the hounds!