The Absolute Worst XBox 360 Game???

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Valkyira

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Vampire Rain- That was so unbelievably bad...
Avatar (not the James Cameron one)- Nobody bought it because nobody likes it.
Jumper- Just insanely crap
 

DudeMan1031

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One time a friend and I spent $25 renting the worst games we could find. Bullet Witch, Planet 51 Racers, Fusion Frenzy 2, but none of them beat how horrible Vampire Rain was. Just god awful.
 

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D Bones said:
the worst game i've played on 360 is MK vs. DC but i'm sure there are much worse games out there.
Oh come on now, it wasn't that bad. I mean, it's not soul-crushingly terrible.

OT: Ninety-Nine Nights, I mean, there was a terrible game.
 

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Hour of Victory... it was so bad I was crying of laughter playing it. Worth the 5 dollar rent in hindsight
Red vs Blue used to have a section on their website called 'Forced Enjoyment' where they had one of their employees play hardcore terrible game. Deadliest Catch and Aragon were two other games they profiled, but the one that stood out was Hour of Victory. The most memorable moment was when the player went into a room, totally cleared it, then came out and was shot in the back by a Nazi who'd JUST COME OUT OF THAT ROOM! Thus leading the player to superimpose the text 'WTF? Magic Nazi!'. Then he ran up to him, ducked, and meleed saying 'Crotchpunch for the Magic Nazi'. It was really funny and I dont understand why they dont do it anymore.

But to this day, If I'm playing a FPS, I clear a room, and something spawns from there after I leave, I refer to that as the Magic Nazi.
 

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Maybe Wet. I also thought (and this will suprise some) that Bayonetta could be considered very poor. It was pointless button mashing. At least Dynasty Warriors had character.

Too Human is way to easy a target, so we won't consider that a game and think of it more as a practical joke.
 

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Cptn_Squishy said:
sizzle949 said:
Hour of Victory... it was so bad I was crying of laughter playing it. Worth the 5 dollar rent in hindsight
Red vs Blue used to have a section on their website called 'Forced Enjoyment' where they had one of their employees play hardcore terrible game. Deadliest Catch and Aragon were two other games they profiled, but the one that stood out was Hour of Victory. The most memorable moment was when the player went into a room, totally cleared it, then came out and was shot in the back by a Nazi who'd JUST COME OUT OF THAT ROOM! Thus leading the player to superimpose the text 'WTF? Magic Nazi!'. Then he ran up to him, ducked, and meleed saying 'Crotchpunch for the Magic Nazi'. It was really funny and I dont understand why they dont do it anymore.

But to this day, If I'm playing a FPS, I clear a room, and something spawns from there after I leave, I refer to that as the Magic Nazi.
Lol yeah, i ended up watching that afterwards... but the one the guy did for Dead or Alive extreme was funnier if not more pathetic.
 

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This is not a Xbox 360 game but history of rome on psp has to be the worst game I have ever played on for all consoles know wonder it was preowned for 7 pounds.
 

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DeadlyYellow said:
kampori said:
I stay away from anything that looks remotely average. I'm really picky and spoiled with games.. I only tend to play games like in the 4/5 or 7/10 kinda category. That way keeps me away from disappointment and soul-crushing depression of the kinda crap people come up with
Perhaps you need to read up on the system a bit.

WARNING: Link is TV Tropes. Do not click if bored or easily distracted.
Oh goddammit, I was JUST ON THERE. There goes another 4 hours of my life.

Worst game for the 360? Most likely Vampire Rain.
 

PhiMed

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Darksiders.

Not because it wasn't fun, exactly, but because if you're going to make a multiconsole release, make sure one of your versions doesn't suffer ridiculous graphical glitches like screen tearing and frame rate implosion! If you can't make it work on more than one console, either delay the nonfunctioning version until it works, or release an exclusive, you greedy twatrags!

Sorry, bought the game because I was kind of excited about it, but didn't read that I should select the PS3 version if I had the option. As a result, I played the poorly pieced-together turd.

I'm still a little bitter, in case you can't tell. I imagine people who bought the PS3 version of Bayonetta feel the same way.
 

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Enchanted Arms, Vampire Rain are my picks.... I will definitely defend Two Worlds though.... it's not in the same class of bad as some of the other crap spewed out for the 360 :)
 
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chaplainzax said:
Dark Sector was pretty bad too, I mean i bought that ame at full price played it for a night and gave it back because it was bad!. The graphics made you motion sick and the multiplayer was very one sided, also the main character was an idiot with no real character traits at all
I couldn't stand that game. I have a running hatred of it. I just stopped playing once the zombies started attacking me.
 

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Stranger 517 said:
Legion IV said:
Everygame on the Orange box besides TF2 that was the only good game. I payed full price to i was never so depressed and ripped off. Terrible put me to sleep and the driving sections are suicide inducing terrible.
I'm afraid you just ruined any chance we've ever had for friendship.
i believe he means the console version....the updateless console version.
 

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Vampire Rain

An absolute masochistic experience, I have to say I seriously considered just binning the game rather than subjecting some other poor bastard to it, but I traded it in for 10 kronors (about the price of a candy bar)

I have to say in all honesty I haven't played a worse game since my 8 bit home computer gaming days.
 

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TPiddy said:
Enchanted Arms, Vampire Rain are my picks.... I will definitely defend Two Worlds though.... it's not in the same class of bad as some of the other crap spewed out for the 360 :)
Oh Enchanted arms....spew...
I did out of sheer bloody mindedness play through to get the 1000 gamerpoints.
I don't know why.

It seems we are somewhat kindred spirits, I did actually enjoy Two Worlds, ok sure it glitched a lot, and at the time I completed the game it was still unpatched and impossible to get the 100% exploration achievement. That said, overall it was a quite presentable rpg, not quite living up to Oblivion, but then nothing did back then.
 

bad rider

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adumb24 said:
Clive Barkers' Clive Barkers' Jericho by Clive Baker
I gotta say, that was the first game where gore has had an effect on me to the extent that I had to take five minutes from it. I think it was just after I'd traveled from the place with blood and body parts pinned to every wall in sight to the one where there was blood and body parts on every wall and bits of body parts and blood. That was just abusive.
 

bad rider

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Entropyutd said:
TPiddy said:
Enchanted Arms, Vampire Rain are my picks.... I will definitely defend Two Worlds though.... it's not in the same class of bad as some of the other crap spewed out for the 360 :)
Oh Enchanted arms....spew...
I did out of sheer bloody mindedness play through to get the 1000 gamerpoints.
I don't know why.

It seems we are somewhat kindred spirits, I did actually enjoy Two Worlds, ok sure it glitched a lot, and at the time I completed the game it was still unpatched and impossible to get the 100% exploration achievement. That said, overall it was a quite presentable rpg, not quite living up to Oblivion, but then nothing did back then.
Dude I loved enchanted arms. Though I hated two worlds with such a passion it turned out to be the only game I have ever returned to the place I bought it. I did it the following day, I just couldn't cope with it's horribleness.
 

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Marmal4de said:
This:
http://marketplace.xbox.com/en-US/games/offers/00000001-0000-4000-8000-000058550179
At least it'd be relaxing, unlike some of the others in this thread.


AbsoluteVirtue18 said:
[small]Shouldn't one of the important Escapist members be doing this?[/small]
What makes you an important member? Am I important enough?